"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*the plane door opens*

Sure, I know we are travelign third class, but this is ridiculous?

*looks down..no steps*

*steward informs Father that he's at the emergancy hatch not the door*

I've had a tough week. Don't mess with me.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

You think you know rough, you should try lying under a plane. That's where I've been. I met a friendly mouse named Rolph down there. He is my new comedy partner. Why did the chicken swallow the athlete, Rolph? Rolph? ROLPH? Oh that's right, mice don't belong under planes. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with George Clooney involving a certain jam sandwich...

*Hops out of plane, with Rolph*

 

[Erine81981]

*struggles with Yakky and suitcases too*

This *gunts* yak is *grunt* fat! I never *grunt* knew that *gunts* yaks were so heavy! *pushes Yakky through the door* There! *whew* That was some hard work. *sweating* Can't wait to see what my parents have created now to take over the world. I wished I had normal parents and relatives like yours Vic. *looks over at the Mr. Moppet, Mrs. Moppet, Uncles and Aunts* Your one lucky boy. *smiles at Vic*

 

[christyb]

*to Kyle* Now that's a first. This family being normal. Maybe you can teach Vic a little appreciation for his family.

 

[Beauregard]

I wished I had normal parents and relatives like yours Vic. *looks over at the Mr. Moppet, Mrs. Moppet, Uncles and Aunts* Your one lucky boy. *smiles at Vic*

Oh well, then. You are welcome to come stay with us any time you like. We have plenty of room now we got a new baby *scream* coming.

*it's sarcasm...not that Kyle will necesseraly notice*

 

[Erine81981]

Oh well, then. You are welcome to come stay with us any time you like. We have plenty of room now we got a new baby *scream* coming.

*it's sarcasm...not that Kyle will necesseraly notice*

Ya'll are having a baby?! WOW! *sits by Vic on the plane* You won't believe what your day told me? Ya'll are having a baby!

 

[Vic Romano]

*devious smile* Really... *even more devious smile and looking towards Beau and Christy* and where do babies come from?

 

[Erine81981]

*devious smile* Really... *even more devious smile and looking towards Beau and Christy* and where do babies come from?

You know I never really thought of that. *smiles a devious smile too and looks at Mr and Mrs. Moppet*

 

[Beauregard]

*looks to mother*

Dear, the boy's have a questian for you.

*to driver of the taxi*

Can you pull up here, I need to check on something at work. I'll be back home in time for tea.

 

[Whatever]

*sticks head in taxi*
Babies were invented in the Great Stork War of 1439, when the storks realized that the unsuspecting populace did not appreciate the gifts of rhutabegas the storks brought and were burying them at dead of night in the Moulin Rouge. The storks retaliated by bringing them the babies, designed to keep the populace awake all nights, so they would be too tired to bury the rhutabegas, which were later replaced by kumquats in the Great Malicious Upheaval of 1572.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to milk my cow.