"The Moppet Family..."

[Aaron]

soo listen can i crash here for a few years..er i mean days

 

[Beauregard]

*to Mother*

Goodbye dear.

*to Bob*

Certainly, for the weekend at least. Until Mother get's home. Someone has to cook, and the lawns need mowing.

 

[christyb]

*rushing out the door* Of course Bob. That's fine. You can have the guest room across from Vic's. I'll be back on Monday. Goodbye everyone!

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Why did you ever buy this dumb dog??

*Grabs Christy's ankle* GRRRRR!

 

[Whatever]

*wanders in*
Have you seen my cow?

 

[Beauregard]

No, the wife just left...

CUT TO: Saturday...

*gets up wondering why he hasn't heard the kettle whistle*

*wonders downstair to the smell of, home cooking?*

Hello Uncle Bob. Is that pancakes I sme....eugh! What is that sticky mass on my cooker? Don't tell me you spilt the pancake mix.

*walks outside to pick up the paper*

Oh dear me.

*walks back inside, and glances at the stack of - pancakes? - on a plate*

VIC! Breakfast's ready.

*puts kettle on for tea*

A Moo from the garden reminds the Father that their neighbour from across the road reported a pet house-trained cow missing the day before. Father rings the neighbour and says it sounds like the cow is in the garden, would she like to come around and collect it?

 

[Whatever]

Oh dear. I'll use up my suppply of pop tarts to lure her back again.

 

[King Jim]

*Uncle Paul knocks on the door*

Uncle Paul: Did anyone remember today is Great-Grandma Ruth's 100th birthday.

 

[Beauregard]

Fine. Fine, fine, fine.

*snaps up newspaper from the table*

I supose she wants us all to go bring her flowers down at the old-people's hospital.

*looks at watch*

Actually, My dear *sarcastic* wife is there at the moment. That's where she's gone off to for the weekend.

Uncle Paul, stay and have some Pankcakes?

We can give Gran Ruth a ring after breakfast.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hey there, kids!! It's Ugly Aunt Dan-Dan (is it a man or a woman? Even she/he doesn't know)!! And I have fabulous brick-shaped presents for my favourite family!! Did I hear someone say pancakes?? I hope they're light and fluffy like this pet feather I carry in my purse! I name him Harvey and shave him once a day!!