HIYA! Hey, I'm going door-to-door to make you this incredible offer! Say, you get tired of those long, drawn out nights when you can't sleep because of the noise next door? Well, let that noise bother you no longer because for only 6 payments of $200 each you can own your very on JACKHAMMER! Yes indeed, as long as you have your jackhammer going you don't have to worry about hearing anything from your neighbor's house! As a matter of fact...
*SLAM!*
I hate when the doors slam like that...