"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*to Mother*

We don't want them to get big headed.

*to babies*

Well, not exacty a sneeze, dears, more of a Cough, but with a little sniff, so almost a sneeze which is a little like a yawn. But it wasn't a compliment, no way. Maybe a complaint, but nothing else.

It was a cough-sniff-sneeze-yawn.

Er...yeah.

 

[Vibs]

*Look at each other*

Viq and Vibs at the same time: Naaah...

 

[Erine81981]

At the Campsite.....

Yakky: *thinking to self* Oh what a wonderful place this is. Servise and rest and relaxsion. Ahhhhhhhhh......


Seems that Yakky has it made. *a girl comes up to me*

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Uh.....just....uh....don't......know......

Girl: You cute when you talk.

*makes goofy sounds* Your prudey. *hearts float around my head* I like you.

Girl 1: You hungry?

*nods head yes*

Girl: Then fellow me.

*starts to floating along*

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*Shouts to Vic* Qwoof!! Grarf Kyle! Herf's flarfing awoof!

Translation: Quick!! Grab Kyle! He's floating away!

 

[Beauregard]

CUT TO - DESERT - NIGHT

The family stand beside a broken down car...with steam rising from under the bonnet

I told you so.

Well, I didn't, but I thought I better say it before you did, mother.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: This is bad: We are stuck in the desert, it's night, and we'll soon run out of nappies!

Vibs: Bad? I'd say it's exiting! Look at the sky! Look at the sand and all the nice... sand...

Viq: .....

Vibs: Oh and as to the nappies! Then we'll just have to learn how to go to the toilet!

Viq: If there was a toilet that is!

Vibs: That's not the POINT!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*smackes forehead*

Great, I'm stuck in the desert with talking babys...how could it possably get worse?

 

[Vibs]

*Big pink elefant falls down from the star and lands on father*

Elefant: Hey watch out will ya!!!?

 

[Beauregard]

*lifting rolls of fat from under the elphants' flabby...um *cough* *

Id I eder didscover dat you dwo fairys did dis I'd hurd you.

 

[christyb]

*on cell phone calling a tow truck*

*covers mouthpiece and says to father*

Dear stop playing with the elephant and try to get us out of here!