"The Moppet Family..."

[christyb]

*finally hangs up* Father, calm down. You should be happy. I mean not many people can talk at 6 months old. Here's your coffee, now go sit and calm down before you give yourself a heart attack.

 

[sugarbritchez]

*whispers to Christy*

Who said anything about them being his anyway?

 

[christyb]

*looks to fairy*

Would you cut it out with the hints!! I've been a good girl my whole life. I have no idea what you are trying to say. *storms off*

 

[Beauregard]

*watches Christy slam the door*

Did I miss something? Oh, it's you is it Miss Sugarpants, you upset my wife you'll be out on your feathers in no time...er...just the time it takes to call yacky down from upstairs to throw you out.

(Please note, Sugardbritches, this is no slight against you, and it would be a funny plot point in any other circumstance, but for afamily forum, and since me and christy are christians we'd rather it stayed out of this story. But your controbutions, and hints, are still fun-nie!)

 

[sugarbritchez]

*follows Christy*

Ummmmmmm how do you explain Vic? I was just saying that he assumes that they are his.........not that they aren't......BUT.........he has no clue about Vic's you-know-what

 

[christyb]

*stops* Vic's my son from my previous marriage. You know how that ended. Father knows about him. Vic just doesn't know.

 

[sugarbritchez]

Side note:

and since me and christy are christians

As to am I

 

[Beauregard]

Side note:

As to am I

(Side note: Ok. Cool. So let's just keep the affair outta this, even though it could have been funny. This is a family forum.)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

What's that about cake? Ever since Herb passed away I never ate strawberries. Oh Herb, why did you lie down next to the moose. And on Easter Saturday, when the oranges grow high on the Boom-boom trees. Oh, there's a baby? I can't wait to eat that- I mean, I can't wait to eat that- I mean, I can't wait to eat your baby- I mean, it looks so juicy and succulent- I mean, Oh it looks so yummy.

 

[Beauregard]

*smacks Dan-Dan's hand*

We don't eat family members!