"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Twinklebell, you butt out of this. It's human work.

VIC! Call your uncle, or aunt, or uncle/aunt and get a baby-sitter.

Honey, Breathe. In, out.

VIC! Get a fly swatter and get this fairy otta here.

Boy-next-door-with-yak-now-the-boy-not-next-door-but-the-boy-who-also-lives-here-even-though-there-isn't-room! Get outside and watch for the aumbulence.

 

[Erine81981]

A Taxi pulls up in front of the Moppets house.....

Taxi Driver: Did someone call for a taxi?

Hey there Mr. Fin. Whats happen?

Mr. Fin (Taxi Driver): Your negihbors called a taxi.

Oh, ok. Talk to ya'll later. *stops and wonders whats the taxi for the rememebers something about babies* OH MY GOSH!!!!! The babies are coming! *runs back* Mr. Fin? Its about babies. Mrs. Moppet is having twins. Come on! *grabs mr. fin and drags him up to the door, rings doorbell*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY VICKY BABIEEEEEEEEE!!! Answer your door.

 

[christyb]

While everyone was fighting Mother decided there was no time for her to stick around. She quietly slipped out of the house, got in her car, and drove to the hospital. While on the way she made a phone call to her brother....


"Hey Adam, it's time. Just thought I'd let you know. I don't know. I just left. Yes, they're all fighting in the living room. I'm at the hospital now. I'll let you know once they come. Bye now."

 

[sugarbritchez]

*flutters over to father*

Listen close mister! I am here to help Christy so you need to calm down.

*flicks her wand and suddenly father is feeling awfully good (if you know what I mean)*

*snickers*

 

[Beauregard]

*walks calmy to the reception desk at the hospital*

*jolly voice*

Why, hello there my chums! Lovely hat..hair...lovely whatever. My wife is having a baby...and...oh fiddlesticks. I think I just might have left her at home. What ho. I'd better pop back and get her.

 

[sugarbritchez]

*With all her magic powers........Sugarbritchez takes her wand and swooshes it around in the air.......says some mumbo jumbo and POOF.......... Christy appears out of no-where in front of Beau....oh a leaves a sixpence on the seat of the cab for the fare*

See I told you I would take care of her!

 

[christyb]

*from a hospital room*

Would both of you cut it out?? I've been here for an hour now. I drove myself here and I'm in no mood for fighting and hocuspocus!

 

[Beauregard]

*walks into Mother's hospital room*

Oh, hello. Imagine seeing you here.

Oooh. What has come over me. Stupid fairy dust.

Are you ok? Sorry. Silly questian. Nurse! Quick, get in here! Can you point me in the direction of a drinks dispenser.

 

[christyb]

*to father* You are not going anywhere!!! *to fairy* Get out of here and make sure Vic and Kyle haven't killed themselves. *to doctor* Hurry up man! Surely it doesn't take that long to put on a pair of laytex gloves.

 

[Beauregard]

*walks arond in circles*

Can I get you anything? Can I do anything? What should I be doing? What AM I doing?

*frowns*

Hmmm. Good thought.

*starts walking in circles again*

Breathe, breathe, in out, in out...yes...and you breathe too dear.