"The Moppet Family..."

[sugarbritchez]

*looks around*

surely there has to be another Doctor in here........

*finds intercom system on nearby desk.....*

Paging Dr. Feelgood.........

 

[The Count]

*In spooky voice: Did someone ask for a doctor? No? Oh sorry, must be in the wrong haunt.
*Leaves back home.

 

[Beauregard]

(For those who don't know Mopept is father's alter ego)

Father: *stares at Fairy G* *stares at everyone else* *colapses*
Moppet(V.O.): Right, time to take over...
Father: Why do end up talking to myself all the time?
Moppet: Becuase you are crazy?
Father: Yes. Wait, no! No...uh...Kyle who's your tailer, I love that outfit.
Moppet: We need some serious help...

Doctor Vex: Yes, you do sir.

Father: Fairy G can you do something with this doctor?
Moppet: Turn him into an Emu or something...

 

[sugarbritchez]

I can do better than that........

*waves Magic Wand in the air....purple dust and sparkles appear and suddenly..... Doctor Vex turns into the vortex of colors and shapes, spinning in mid air....finally after the purple dust clears....a little duck appears*

there you have it folks.....a Quack!

 

[Beauregard]

Father/Moppet: Right, let's get out of here shall we *grabs little duck by the neck* Someone grab Vic...we'll find a doctor who is a doctor not a doctor who isn't...shall we? *shakes head* Ahem...Er, Biggy, drag the straight kacet with you...

 

[sugarbritchez]

What about me? I know you wouldn't leave without me!!!!!

 

[Vic Romano]

Don't fool with me boy, I'm a wizard! Woo-hoo!
* Grabs father, Kyle, Biggy, Fairy G and runs down the hall whooping

 

[sugarbritchez]

*holds on tight to her wand*

Whoopeeeee

 

[Beauregard]

Er...Vic...this is not comfortable...I mean, dispite this random show of affection, wedgies just arn't comfortable...I'm afraid...

 

[Vibs]

*CUTS TO - the Moppet House*

Viq: *walks into office* - *stunned by the view of Jack lying on the floor* Vibs!! Did you kill Jack??

Vibs: Don't be silly... *peaks at jack* ... jack? Jack?? JACK??

Viq: Um... Vibs?

Vibs: I couldn't have... I mean... he was alive a few minutes ago!

Viq: Well people usually are just before they pass away.

Vibs: Viq this is serious! What if Jack is dead? What have I done... What will people think of me... Who will I be married to...

Viq: We should call a doctor...

Vibs: *raises eyebrow* oh yeah?

Viq: ... um, well you aren't really a doc...

Vibs: ...

Viq: you're right. bad idea.

Vibs: JAck! Talk to me... Jack.... jack... wake up... Jack.. there's a boat... there's a boat Jack...

Viq: um Vibs?

Vibs: ... *sniff* jack*sobs* Jack... *holds jack's hand* I'll never let go *let's go*

Viq: Vibs, he's snoring...

Vibs: ... *bashes Jack with barbie* Now he's not - Jack *sobs* Jack...

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Mrs. Worm: Honey are you feeling better?

Worm: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsshsm

Mrs Worm: I guess not.