"The Moppet Family..."

[Harvey Towers]

*Mr Harvey approaches wearing a Victorian-style swimming costume, water-wings and carrying a towel.*

I hope we find a swimming pool soon so that I can test these new Wilson's Night Vision Goggles out.

SuZan, will you please stop complaining that you're cold. I told you before we left to wrap up warm, but did you listen? No. You laughed at me for wearing socks with sandles but you'll see it has it's benefits...

*Outside Mr Moppet's house*

Hello Mr Moppet! I was just looking for you! I didn't think I'd find you here. Outside. In the middle of the night. With a strange man. And two small children holding on to you. Around your ankles. In their night attire. There isn't anything wrong at all, is there?

 

[minidoozer]

*Goes to the twins' room to see if they're asleep*

Sweeties? Where are you???!

*Runs downstairs to find Bo*

Bo! Have you seen.. Oh, there they are!

*Walks closer*

... Is something wrong?

 

[theprawncracker]

*hears noise and wakes up* Can't a guy get any sleep around here...

*walks downstairs and sees everyone by the door* Hey...What's going on? You're not a cop are you?!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan walks past house with a Fem Taeer on a leash*

Fem: This leash is demeaning and humiliating..

DanDan: Quiet or I'll put the muzzle back on

Fem: Why do you insist on walking me at ridiculous hours?

DanDan: Because I'm a ridiculous creature...*notices Mac in the doorway of the Moppet's house* ooooh who is that fine gentleman?

Fem: I don't know but what's he doing at your "brother"'s house?

DanDan: I don't know but if the voices in my head are telling me to go and find out then I simply have to

Fem: It's probably none of our busi--*DanDan drags him to join the ever-growing crowd*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: No, this is...Mr Harvey, what are you wearing?

Mac: Moppet.

Father: Jack, this is Mac.

Mac: Nice ta meet you.

Father: He was just saying that...Vibs and Viq will get cold, we should go inside. *gulp* I don't know what he was saying. *steps back inside with mac, and shuts the door*

 

[Harvey Towers]

*watches the door slam*

Er, Mr Moppet. Could I, er, come in, oh...

Wait a minute!

*Mr Harvey rummages in his pocket. He takes out his hand and finds (around his wrist) a locker key*

This might just do it!

*He tries the key in the door to no avail*

Well I never. You would think they would give you a skelton key when you had to put 20 pence in the slot for it.

*turns around*

Do you have any ideas?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem Taeer: You're going to regret asking that, Mr. Harvey

*DanDan picks up nearby Cher impersonator and uses her as a battering ram to break down the front door*

Fem: Oh my... I didn't expect that to happen at all

DanDan: Yeah well....it was either the Cher impersonator or Mr. Harvey. And imagine that...

Fem: In we go

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Mac, where is Mother.

Mac: *pause*

Father: *silence*

Mac: *deep breath*

Father: Well?

Mac: She is...you should sit down.

Father: I am just fine standing.

Mac: She is...gone.

Father: Gone. As in? Where has she...*stops* Christy... *colapses*

Mac: Miss Ming, find some water. Someone let the weirdo in, and the blue thing.

 

[theprawncracker]

I thought I left that weirdo in pris...I mean college...Heh...Er, so Mac what's going on here?

 

[minidoozer]

*Blinks*

Water.. Right...

*Goes to the kitchen*