"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

Well...I guess that's sorta what happens to me too...Er...Yeah, let's see, Vibs tries to marry me, and when I refuse, BAM! She tries to kill me! Grandma tries to kill me because I tried to marry her...DanDan tried to marry me...I suppose I tried to marry the Fairy God-mother as well...But Mrs. Jones doesn't want to marry me or kill me...Hmm weird...But I guess that's why I have Mairin, the one woman in the world who doesn't want to kill me...Well, I guess she does want to marry me...I think...Oh well...

 

[sugarbritchez]

What is this jibber jabber?????

 

[Beauregard]

Well, then there's Rosa...she tried to rescue me from that dungeon, you know, but I had to refuse her my charms. As you can imagine that was quite hard for her to accept. I say, have you seen that Dog of ours anywhere, this toast is quite burnt.

 

[theprawncracker]

I say, have you seen that Dog of ours anywhere, this toast is quite burnt.

Meh, feed it to the Fairy Godmother...

 

[sugarbritchez]

And what would I do with Burnt Toast????

 

[Beauregard]

Fairy G'marm! I've just been cooking toast...for, the kids naturally...how have you been? I sware you've been gone on the old flutter-tread mills, becuase you are looking thinner than ever, not saying that you were fat, I mean, you may have been plumper, but not...Can you look after the kids on New Year's Eve?

 

[theprawncracker]

Yes Fairy Godmother puh-lease watch the kids!! Puh-lease!! I can't have Vibs on my back on New Years! She may think I should give her a kiss at midnight! And then what would Mairin think?! ...Then again...I may need you to watch after DanDan and Grandma as well...

 

[Beauregard]

Jack, really, she won't have time to wtch Mother's Mother when she should be watching Mother's Children. Heej is coming and I don't want to be cumbered with little ones in his company. I suppose the Miss Mingostone could look after them no doubt.

 

[sugarbritchez]

WHAT? Do you just assume that since I am a Fairy that I have nothing to do but to stay back and watch the kids while the rest of you frolic and have fun bringing in the new year??????? What, I can't have a life too??? I mean we have social lives outside of being fairy godmothers too, ya know!!!!


But sure I'll watch them

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: *laughs* Nice come back)

Er...I could always call the cow-lady...but I believe she has some nice claves...calfs to look after herself.

I say, Mrs G'marm can you not be in two places at once?