"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

Liza is not my girlfriend! Mairin is! Mairin! Mairin!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Marryin'? jack, you cannot marry your own sister, please, this tv show may have blue aunts marrying ceader trees but we do have our limits.

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Where is Mairin when you need her...

 

[Beauregard]

Not in this home, you'd need a chapel, a minister, a special family marage licence...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan enters dressed as Mairin*

You called? *stumbles and falls to ground* Am I too late for Christmas dinner?

 

[theprawncracker]

Mairin...how long have you been out in the cold?! Your skin is blue!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Oh well...it's just my new...make up. That gorgeous DanDan recommended it. Now...Jacky boy...my feet are tired would you mind giving them a rub?

 

[theprawncracker]

Why me? That's what nannies we called for are for. LIZA!!

 

[Beauregard]

*stares at Jack*

*stares at Dan-Dan*

*stares at Mingostone*

You dropped your sister/wife for my brother/sister? Tsk tsk. Talk about dependability....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: I'm confused. Let's have a rake throwing competition *presents rake*
*throws rake*
Oh my...I win