"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

Still after Bo and Mr. Jack on Speeddemon

Are we about there yet?

Biggy: Almost. Don't get to worried.

I'm not.

Biggy: How are all the animals?

There all asleep. Glad too.

Biggy: Well they aren't that old. There still young.

Animals: Zzzzzzzzzz......

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... None left, oh well, a glass of milk will do instead.

 

[Vibs]

Male Guard: *walks out the door, still holding father in a tight grip*

Female Guard: Wow, that was easy.

Male Guard: Well, we can't be entirely sure he won't try and run away from us now we're out.

Female Guard: Ehm... Viq, you can drop that acting now. Now let's... wait... where is JACK!!! HE'S STILL INTHERE!!!

Male Guard: ... Jack? Viq?

Female Guard: That is not funny, Viq. We've gotta get back and rescue Jack!

Male Guard: ... uh, right you know I'll take it from here you can take your day off.

Female Guard: ... What?

Male Guard: You are acting really strange, you should drive home and call a doctor.

Female Guard: ... You really wanna be turned into a puppy again don't you??

Male Guard: ... Um, I have no idea what you are talking about...

Female Guard: YOU!!!.... wait.... you are not, Viq?

Male Guard: I'm Aaron Rob, have always been, and you are camilla and you seem rather stressed...

Female Guard: But how could you! I mean, but.. *looks at father* - where are you taking him?

Aaron Rob: you know where I am taking him.

Female Guard: ... Oh! Sure, I do.. um... *gulp*

 

[theprawncracker]

*Jack looks at Viq since they're both in the cell still*

You know er...what's your name again kid? Frank? Yeah that sounds about right, you know Frank, we've never had a heart to heart have we? I mean it sorta always been your sister around me hasn't it? I mean I feel like I barely know you Frank, so let's start over, Frank, I'm Jack.

*shakes Viq's hand*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *stunned* u-u-u-u-u-m... you a-a-are a c-c-c-convict and we a-a-re in the s-s-same cell and Vibs thought that I was t-t-the male guard, a-a-and now we are locked up a-a-and... hey my name is Viq, stupid... a-a-a-a-and dad is in troub-b-ble and Vibs may be in t-t-trouble as well a-a-a-and... I... I gotta DO something! Um, but what... *sits down on floor, thinks...*

 

[theprawncracker]

*blinks* Um...ok, well Frank good luck with that, but everyone knows the only real way to get out of prison is to organize a break out! Here, take this spoon and start shoveling! *pulls out two spoons and throws one to Viq* Hurry up Frank! *starts to dig and the spoon breaks* Good grief...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Hmmm... Or we could... *snaps fingers - door opens - moose in guarduniform appears*

Moose: This way, m'ladies.

Viq: *looks at finger* I hate you...

 

[theprawncracker]

*stares at Viq*

You got us a moose? Well, I suppose it's better than a penguin...

Come on Frank! *grabs Viq and hops on to of the moose* Hi ho Silver! Away! *the moose stays still* Well come on Moose go!

Moose: My name is not Silver, it's Telemachus!

*blink* Ok...Well er...would you mind running?

Telemachus: I don't see why not. *runs*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: My name is frank you... no it's Viq. My name is Viq! And... eh, moose stop running, people can hear us miles away, and since this is a prison we 'd better... *spots confused guards running behind moose* actually RUN moose RUN!!

Moose: Will do, m'lady. *runs down the prison halls*

 

[theprawncracker]

Yes go mighty Telemachus go! You're tale will be shouted from the Heavens as all of moose kind remembers your loyalty to Jack and Frank! They'll write songs about you Telemachus! You'll be adored! And every Christmas eve you'll get to pull Santa's sleigh through the fog and...Oops wrong story...