"The Moppet Family..."

[Erine81981]

So...Kyle...what's up with you? You know I'm dating your sister...*blinks* Wow, I must be bored...

Did you say something Jack?

 

[Beauregard]

*switchs on the kettle*

*humming* Bah da boo, cha de ladedum pah! *grabs cups from the sideboard* Chuggaadae bop!

*passes the window and catches site of self in the glass*

Father: Sometimes life is just great, nothing to worry about. Just me, and, me, and my family. The twins are such great kids, Vic has been getting good grades, good compared to last years....The neighbours are happy, the neighbours kids are living in my house, Miss Malonga is Miss Malonga .... Jack is...JACK!!!

(Note for those listening to the audio version, the aforshouted "JACK!" is in reference to the dozen policemen who just leaped into the Moppet Garden.)

*An explosion rips through the air, and Father is leapt on from behind by a policeman*

Policeman: You are under arrest, anything you say can and will be used against you in court.
Father: Banana Balonga...
Policeman: Except that.

*police handcuff father and drag him to the police car. The police car roars away*

Father: what is...

Policeman: Do not talk.

Father: Why am I...

Policeman: I would advice you to talk

Father: Fine.
Moppet (speaking through Father): Did you hear me ask for your advise?

Policeman: *punches Father*

*blackness*

 

[The Count]

*Runs out the front door en route to get a ton of errands done.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*calls out after Adam* Don't forget to pick up some milk dear!

 

[Erine81981]

Upstairs window......

Uh Vic? Am I seeing things or is your father getting dragged away by a policeman?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *in the car* *frowns*
Moppet: Why don't you DO something?
Father: Like?
Moppet: ...something.
Father: Will it help?
Moppet: No, but...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*watching Father in car*
*kicking dog*
Forshame....

 

[Beauregard]

*policecar pulls up in front of a very official lookingbuilding where Father is herded past security*

Father: What about my phonecall!!!

*a man pats father down for weapons*

Father: This is ridiculous, it won't acumplishanything, hey, people could sue you for that. Sue, SUZAN! Where is my phone call? No, i will Not follow you throug those doors...well...yes, ok, either way. *follows policeman through doors, and is lead to a single cell* I'm sorry, this is unacceptable...Who was in this cell last? Probably no englishman...where's my phonecall? Or at least a cup of tea!!! *door slams* Where is my lawyer!!! ... I don't have a lawyer. Who on earth can I call for help...that isn't dan-dan...

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Meanwhile at Wilson’s, a familiar but recently absent character answers a call…*

Oh I feel a lot better for that!

Now back to work…

*phone rings*

Hello Wilson’s… Mr Moppet is that you? Yes I am listening carefully. Do you want me to write this down? No I don’t suppose writing the word used to refer to the person or thing present, nearby, or just mentioned would help, no.

So they have given you one phone call, right. Well in that case you’d better make the most of it. *puts Mr Moppet on hold* It'll last longer that way...

 

[Beauregard]

*standing in a chilly hallway in a pair of "jail-house" slacks*

Mr Harvey! This is no time for levity, it's time for brevity! *rolls eyes* How did I get in this mess...

*flashback to earlier in the day, Father stands upstairs and glances out the window and sees a Jaguar pulling into the driveway* *end flashback*

Harvey, Pick up!