"The Moppet Family..."

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Erine81981

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You don't think I know whats going on do you? *times goes by*

Hours later......

You've lost your shirt. That's it. Yea I thought so. Us guys. We seem to lose alot of stuff. I one time couldn't find my toothbrush.

Biggy: I had it. I was using it to brush my bal...

Ballerina set. Yea that bigfoot of mine. Funny huh?
 

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theprawncracker said:
*collapses* *gets back up* Right, right. Um...bye Kyle! *runs upstairs*
Oh that Jack. Some times you want to hug him and other you want to kill him.

Biggy: Have you seen your sister?

Why? You trying to go out with her?!

Biggy: NO! NO! NO! I promise. No I was just wondering if you have. Just to make conversation.

Oh ok. No I haven't.

Biggy: *whew*
 

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Hey, kids, I'm heading off to work, but...well...you can do basicly anything, but don't set the house on fire.
 

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Beauregard said:
Hey, kids, I'm heading off to work, but...well...you can do basicly anything, but don't set the house on fire.
Yes sir. The Dish Network guy comes to hook us up today.

Biggy: Yes!

Yakky: What are ya'll two talking about?

*whispers* I used Mr. Moppet's credit card to get us a stalite dish for the house.

Yakky: Cool. Can I use it?

Nope. *noding head*

Yakky: Why not?

Because I found it first.

Yakky: I want it. *starts chasing me around the house*

:sing: Your not going to get it. :sing:

Yakky: Oh yes I will.
 

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*in a drain somewhere*

DanDan: *wakes up* How did I end up here? Oh well *falls asleep*
 

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- Outside the mopFam house, in the garden, two eager babies are cutting the grass -

Viq: yey! That was one square metre, now there is only the rest of the garden to go.

Vibs: Viq, why are we cutting the grass with nail clippers again?

Viq: So dad will be proud of us and love us.

Vibs: I meant, why do we cut the grass with NAIL CLIPPERS!?!

Viq: well, got any better ideas?

Vibs: actually...

Viq: Oh look, there are Jack and Mairin! And they are hugging!

Vibs: DON't interupt!! Why are we cu... Mairin? JACK? HUGGING!!

Viq: *cuts blade of grass*

Vibs: *face turns red*

Viq: Vibs, are you... hey your face is red, ha!

Vibs: ARGGHH!G!HH!H!H!!!!!!

Viq: *gulp* Oh I just spotted a blade over here... um, I'd better run over there and... *runs*
 

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*at Wilsons*

"Due to excessive depts, we the entering a radical new technology of credit card fraud...detecting. With this fancy new gadget, you can trae any credit card. Management."

Mmhmmm...something strange about management these days...but...while we're on the subject of credit cards (and maybe we should find a new design in credit cards for birthdays, christmas, etc...) I'll just type in my own number here...and my pin-number...

*reads screen*

"Card is in Kyle's pocket."

Wha...?

"Last payments, £200 satalite dish, $350 pizzas, $2o..."

Stop!!! *leaves work* Kyle and I may need to have a little talk...
 

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*DanDan flies through window at Wilson's*

Brother!! I have a dilemma!! Let's just say, it involves a pebble and a blade of grass...oh wait...this isn't a confessional box. Oh well...what's shaking down here?
 

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Ahh, Dan-Dan, just the man (?) I need. I ws heading home, when the phone rang..seems I have a daily quota to finish...can you get mycredit ard for me? It is currently in the possetion of one Kyle.
 
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