"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*eyes narrow*

You don't wanna see me when I'm angry.

Hey, cool catch phrase...wonder if it's taken...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: I...

Vibs: ....

Viq: Indeed.

Vibs: !!

Viq: Wha?

Vibs: .

Viq: Oh I see.

Vibs: ?

Viq: That was what I was thinking.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Insert? Where?

*Fem whispers into DanDan's ear*

DanDan: *gasp* Let's leave!!

 

[Beauregard]

CUT TO:

"Card: Later...much later...so much later it's practically earlier..."

*in kitchen, poaring tea*

I'll just poar myself some tea...

*picks up newspaper*

Now, If I pick up my...*frowns* Ever get that feeling you're being written for?

 

[Erine81981]

Me, Yakky and Biggy come singing into the kitchen

Biggy: One day I was walking and I met a little worm.
All that worm could do was smile and I began to squirm.
When I asked him why he smiled though all the world was gray,
He smiled at me, real mild at me, and then I heard him say,

Biggy, Me and Yakky: Just keep on smiling,
Life can be worth-whiling,
If you keep on smiling,
Life smiles back at you.


Me: Now I find that every time my spirit starts to fail,
When I meet a grizzly bear while going for the mail,
Or if a mad rhinoceros decides to come and stay,
My thoughts return,
Straight to that worm,
And what I heard him say.

Just keep on smiling,
Life can be worth-whiling,
If you keep on smiling,
Life smiles back at you.

Just keep on smiling,
Life can be worth-whiling,
If you keep on smiling,
Life smiles back at you.

Just keep on smiling,
Life can be worth-whiling,
If you keep on smiling,
Life smiles back at you.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*door swings open*

DanDan: OH BROTHER *sobs loudly* I'VE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE!! I KILLED FEM TAEER

Fem Taeer: *pops up from DanDan's hat* No you didn't

DanDan: Quiet you....so anyway, I'll be needing that compensation money I was promised if such an event occured

Fem Taeer: What? There was no compensation money....and I'm not dead

DanDan: So...money please....

Fem Taeer: Don't listen to her, Mr. Moppet. She wants some money so she can buy a new Hi-fi system

DanDan: That's not true, I need a new wide-screen

Fem Taeer: You see?????

DanDan: What? I sat on my last one!!

Fem Taeer: No, you confused your TV and your pet foot *frowns*

 

[Beauregard]

Look, Dan-Dan go chop of your hand or something...if you cannot see I am trying to eat and you sir...mam...are givign me indigestion...*mutters to self* I must remember to thank that TV one day...I mean, that foot, or...er...getting confused...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan reaches for saw*

Fem: Oh no, don't you dare....

DanDan: *saws at arm* What?

Fem: *faints* Oh my lord

DanDan: *pulls off arm* Oh wow!!

*new arm grows back in its place*

DanDan: Go figure....

 

[theprawncracker]

Whoa. Cool arm growing trick DanDan.

*whispering to Bo* Alright, you get behind her...him...it! And I'll push.

 

[Beauregard]

*to Jack*

You get the staight jacket, I'll get the padded cell.