"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*in a giant shoe*

DanDan: Fem, I'm bored

Fem: DanDan, I'm trying to learn the periodic table

DanDan: Whatever, I'm going to see my brother...

 

[Beauregard]

*back at wilsons...*

*looking thorugh a magnifying glass*

Cool, a flea circus...now, which of you is the ring master?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*breaks through door*
Brother!! Put those fleas down!! And talk to me!! It's DanDan!! Wooo!!!

*does Russian dance*

 

[Vic Romano]

Hey Aunt Dan Dan... want a fleece? It was grandmas.

 

[Beauregard]

Dan-Dan, do you have fleas? Mayhaps you can help us with the testing?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'll take your fleece
*takes fleece and twirls around head*
I am the eggman!! I am the eggman!! I am the walrus
*tears fleece loudly*
*giggles uncontrollably*
Take me away!! Take me to the phone booth!!
*stops laughing*
Fleas?? I am insulted!! I merely have roaches!!

 

[Beauregard]

Was that yes or no? Fleas!!!

*leaves the room*

*comes back dressed in lab-coat and surgical mask, and armed with flea spray* Don't move!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hey!! You stole my evening gown, brother dear!! I shall make a new one using this battered fleece....

 

[Vic Romano]

It has fleas!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*pulls face*
I don't have fleas. Honest
Flea: Don't I mean anything to you DanDan?
*hops away*
*DanDan chases it around room, knocking several items over*