"The Moppet Family..."

[Vic Romano]

OooOoooooOOooo, mY hEaD... i LoVe thE WaY uGLy HorSeS sMelL.... unnh...
*passes out cold at Beau's feet*

 

[The Count]

*Calls Christy on her cell phone. Hey Sis, if you're having troubles with that yak and Vic, then bring 'em over here and I'll help solve the problem. Then again, if you've got it under control, we'll be waiting for you at the Muppet Theater Show here at Disney MGM Studios.

 

[christyb]

*on the phone*
I know I said I'd never ask you to manipulate someone, but I could use your help over here. Vic's mumbling something about horses, and the Yak is acting weirder than normal. I'd bring them to you, but Vic's out cold and we can't wake him up. Would you two mind dashing over here and giving us a hand? I'm so sorry to ruin your day.

 

[The Count]

Sure thing Sis, on our way.

*Adam and Isabelle go straight to where the rest of the family is.
Hmmm, wonder if they still need our help dealing with Vic and/or the yak.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hello. Who knew the monastery disapproved of nudity. It was only for a couple of hours while The Simpsons was on. Anyway, I've been booted out, so I'm no longer Brother Don-Don. Guess I'm back to Aunt Dan Dan. I'll have an ice cream

*buys ice-cream and puts it down on head*

Now I'm cool. I'm ready to swallow a yak now!! I don't think I'll bother after all!! Weeee!! *Runs in circles for some time*

 

[The Count]

*Both arrive in time. Don't worry about it Sis, you didn't ruin our day. Just added some excitement to it.

*Adam stares at yak with fiery eyes. Adam, to yak: You will stop this at once, won't you? You don't want to end up stuffed in that ol' trashcan? You don't want to make me angry, fright?
*Yak, with scaredness in his eyes, nods.
Good, now just calm down and we can proceed. Isabelle, we're going to need a cat-scan here.
*While eyes return to normal, Isabelle scans both yak and Vic with the device she whips out of her blouse's pockets.

Hmmm, Vic's got just a minor contussion, that's easily fixed. Here, give him this chocolate covered banana I was saving, that should bring him around.

Now then yak, to tend to you. Izzy's scan revealed a portion of your brain badly fragged. Hmmm, gonna have to go in for that one.
*Performs trance to enter yak's brain via mind-probe. Ah, it's a series of commands repeated in rapid succession to kidnap... Well, just a simple matter of chanting the same orders in reverse and that'll cancel out the effect.
*Repeats chant for reversed commands and heals Yak. Only thing left to do is implement a healing spell to restore that portion of his brain that was sliced to implant the orders in the first place.

*Returns from mind-probe. OK, both Yak and Vic should be A-OK now Sis. So, anyone up for watching the Muppet Theater Show?

 

[Beauregard]

Ahh!

That is freaky stuff.

Now, let's move on shall we.

*two watching crowd*

Hey, there's nothng to see here.

 

[christyb]

Thanks Adam. Sometimes I wish I would've married a plumber or a carpetner. Someone with a halfway normal family. Yes, let's head to the Muppet Show. *all walk off and head to MGM Studios* *cut to The Muppet Theatre*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Muppet Theatre? If my brain wasn't made of chocolate than my sheep wouldn't have left me for that plank of wood. Oh Bleety, why did you leave me?

 

[Beauregard]

*pats Dan-Dan on the back*

Oh you poor thing *sarcasm...sarcasm...*

*to Mother*

You might not have married a plummer, but at least your husband can cope with your more Muppety leaings, and you sister.