*in a giant shoe, Fem is vacuming the living room wearing an apron and a headscarf*
Fem: DanDan, you're making far too much mess
DanDan: *empties black bin-bag full of rubbish onto floor* I am
Fem: That's it!! I've had it
DanDan: Quiet, you incessant foot
Fem: DanDan! I can't live with you anymore, I need to find my own apartment
DanDan: Fem, you're a foot
Fem: So!! This shoe isn't big enough for the both of us
DanDan: I've got the perfect house for you
*goes into bedroom, comes back holding an old boot once used to stop DanDan walking on bare pavement*
Fem: *sniff* It's perfect!