"The Moppet Family..."

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Beauregard

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*meanwhile*

Mr Harvey, have you seen my file on the correct dimentions of a Spagehtti Plant?
 

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*in a giant shoe, Fem is vacuming the living room wearing an apron and a headscarf*

Fem: DanDan, you're making far too much mess

DanDan: *empties black bin-bag full of rubbish onto floor* I am

Fem: That's it!! I've had it

DanDan: Quiet, you incessant foot

Fem: DanDan! I can't live with you anymore, I need to find my own apartment

DanDan: Fem, you're a foot

Fem: So!! This shoe isn't big enough for the both of us

DanDan: I've got the perfect house for you

*goes into bedroom, comes back holding an old boot once used to stop DanDan walking on bare pavement*

Fem: *sniff* It's perfect!
 

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Hey Ted and Vic. Can I come along? I have nothing else to do but to hang out with Mr. Spinach.

Biggy comes into the picture

Biggy: Hey Vic. Hey there Ted. *pats Ted on head* Do ya'll have anything to do? I was wondering if you and Ted wanted to go see a movie.

NO! They're going to hang out with me!

Biggy: And who told you that?!

I did!

Biggy: How do you know that they want to hang out with them?

I told them.

*arguing the same time*

Biggy: Ohhhhhh you told them too huh? Well I wouldn't want to hang out with them at all. *walks out*

Me either! *walks out*
 

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*a knock is heard at the door*

She's here!

*opens door and sees Mrs. Jones*

Mrs. Jones: Jacky boy! Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones is here to save your sorry hide. Again.

Thank you Mrs. Jones! *hugs her*

Mrs. Jones: Get off of me boy! We've got a wrestling match to win!
 

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Vic Romano said:
C'mon Ted, let's go bug dad for some pellets... and the car. :crazy: :halo:
Mmmm... parfets... Dooflarfcious they arf. Arfkay, I drarf!!

Translation: Mmmm... pellets... Delicious they are. Okay, I drive!!
 

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Movies, huh? I think I'm grounded... like that's ever stopped me! Oh look, and here comes Ted with the car. SHOTGUN!
 

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*arrives at work*

I'm so glad I can be sure that Mr Harvey is looking after the kids...
 

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Oh! Mr. Moppet! You're about two posts to late, I would've used you as a wrestling partner, but Mrs. Jones got here first.

Mrs. Jones: Indeed I did. So, any idea who we're wrestin' Jackie boy?

No...
 

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*roars up and screeches to a halt* Harfp in oofryone! We're warfsting garfs here!

Translation: Hop in everyone! We're wasting gas here!
 
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