"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

The dog is whining! That is it, I am moving to Loompa Land

*DanDan packs bag and is never heard from again*

 

[Beauregard]

Rosa: *leans close to Father* Your intelligence amazes me... Well, you get rid of your worst buggers in the world and you get... me.
*raises an eyebrow, grins*

Did I ever mention that I am married? *punches Rosa in the face* And that I happen to like my own kids better than te likes of scrawny vois!!!

Moppet: The french?

I like it.

Moppet: Ok. Go on.

*checks that Rosa is unconcious*

Oh lord, what have I done?

 

[Vibs]

Viq and Vibs appear from the van...

Viq: *stunned*

Vibs: *stunned - raises eyebrow* Wauuu...

Viq: was that... was that that that... that...

Vibs: ... Totally really really awesome father of ours. Yep that was him.

Viq: whoa...

Both: *runs toward father* Daaadiieee!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Hey Kids. now, can we get back to work, huh? *puppys start running out of the sourounding woods* Oh fudge...

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*puppys start running out of the sourounding woods* Oh fudge...

Harf loofk!! Some oof marf coofsin's kids! *Bounds over to play*

Translation: Hey look!! Some of my cousin's kids!

 

[Vibs]

Rosa: *moans, sees father, faints*

 

[Beauregard]

Dog, no, stay, heel, back. Stupid doggy. Er, Woof, woof, bark, bark killing!

No, get back here, those dog are evil killer puppies!!! *starts after dog* Is there no end of killer animals in these episodes?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: .. um, dad you are supposed to take us in your arms...

Vibs: ... and hug us and all that mushy stuff. But okay then...

Otally: Rosa! What have you people done to her?!!

Vibs: *snaps fingers, Otally turns into Puppy* What can I say? never mess with my dad. *smug smile*

Viq: Right never mess with... wha... did you just say that Vibs?

Vibs: yeah... *gulp*... Hope nobody heard that.

Both: *concentrating*

All the puppies around turn back into gold and change and notes. Except otally and the gang who by the way, look awefully cute.

Viq: That was easy. Vibs, you may let go of my hand now.

Vibs: ... Can I hold it a little longer?

Viq: Awww... yeah.

Vibs: Because I had a chewgum in my hand and ... I think it's stuck.

Viq: *frowns*

... And then Otally and the others got caught. And sold to little girls world wide. And Rosa? Well...

Rosa: I'm coming back Moppet!! Just you wait...

.. gulp...

 

[Beauregard]

CUT TO: Another day, another time, another headache...

*sits at the breakfast table with a newspaper*

"Dear Editor, I'd like to Insist that the entire world did Not have delusions, I insist that a puppy climbed out of my handbag and chewed on my ear while sayign, "Oink.""

*folds up newspaper*

Well, that's the end of that. And today's just another boring day at the office.

 

[Vibs]

*Milk is pouring itself into father's briefcase*

Viq: *points at Vibs*

Vibs: *points at Viq*