"The Moppet Family..."

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That sound... Did it sound like... Viq????

*Looks into the van and sees Viq*

VIQ???? What is going on???!
 

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*Adam and Christy get there to find Vibs as the only one left in the car. OK, we've got to...
No, I think you should tell her Sis... After all, she's your daughter... Just let me set everything up...
*Christy tells Vibs how to save Vic, and everyone else for that matter, and how to get rid of the oinking puppies.
Does she understand?
 

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Rosa: Oh typical... Well, lady I'm sorry but we'll have to kidnap you now. Actually all of you. You've seen too much. *Shouts* GUYS!!

Donald: What?

Rosa: Tie up those fools.

Donald: Oh! Will do Rosa.

... about 20 minuttes later...

Otally: Nice. Now we are stuck with a whole bunch of weirdoes.

Rosa: Well, the lady spotted Viq. We can't have anybody running around spoiling our plans.

Lana: Then rather kidnapping a family on a picnic?

Rosa: Look, what's all the fuzz about? Soon the puppies will start bothering the world population too much, and they'll try and figure how to get rid of them and get all the money and gold back, and we'll have the power. We'll just drop these guys of at some mountain somewhere...

Otally: At? Don't you mean "from some mountain somewhere" sweetheart?

Rosa: ... or we could drown them?

Donald: Nah, that's not fun. I could take them one by one...

Rosa: As long as we'll get rid of them, I don't care. We'll hide them in our secret cottage until we figure exactly how to do it.

... heads for the secret cottage...
 

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*gagged*

Mm mmmffm mill merimousme mhurtm moo!!!

Interprited: Mother will seriously hurt you....
 

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Rosa: Otally! I think the wimpish little thing over there was threatening me!

Viq: I dnd't shhhayh hah whorhd!

Vibs: Sheh mheahnt fhahther...

Viq: Mffooh...

Otally: *walks slowly towards Father* Now, I'm the boss here. And I don't like having guys threatening my gal, do you get me? *Stops infront of father and leans close to his face* And if you do something like that again I swear I'll...

Rosa: Enough, he already fainted with fear.

Otally: Oh...

... And they finally reached the secret cottage in a wood many miles from everything...

Rosa: Alright guys we'll settle here for a couple of nights and then we'll take over the world.

Donald: Hey Rosa! Where do you want me to dump these?

Rosa: Oh our hostages... um, how about the cellar?

Lana: But it's cold and damp and they might end up getting sick and what about the babies and...

Rosa: ... Don't worry I think we have a quilt around here somewhere. And besides the cellar is rather small so they'll have to sit close together and they'll warm each other.

Lana: Uh... okay...


(to be continuuuuued...)
 

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Finds out that its Mother and Father.........

Vibs said:
Rosa: Alright guys we'll settle here for a couple of nights and then we'll take over the world.

Donald: Hey Rosa! Where do you want me to dump these?
It's them Biggy. My parents. There there ones kiddnapping my friends sibbings. We have to stop them. Why do they keep doing this stuff? I hate my parents so much. Come on get in the car.

Biggy: So.

BIGGY GET IN THE CAR NOW!

Biggy: *wimpers and gets the car*
 

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Little does Kyle know these aren't his evil parents... Rather, this is a band of hooligans who want to rule the world by turning all everybody else's money into oinking puppies. And the only ones able to stop this dastardly plot... are Vibs and Viq! But how can these talented twins rescue the rest of the family when Viq's already bound for service? Served with a gag order? Tune in to Vibs' next post and find out!
 

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*strugglign with ropes*

Mmis mig no mag to meat a mingfishmun.

Interprited: This is no way to treat a englishman.

Mn Mngfishman, magter

Interprited: An englishman, rather

*the celler door bangs open*

Magrasm Moosey! Momph mak?

Interprited: Morning Rossa. What's that?

Oh thank you so much! *excerrsiing jaw* Much better...um...why did you just do that? Please, no, don't tell me. My charm and carisma over came yoiu and you had to come and...look, um, I might mention I have a wife. *gets a good ol' slap* Oh, now that hurt...Um, good bye.

*celler door closes*

So, the elegant Rossa came and ungagged me because I was making irritating her with my squeaking...fine...joy...fine. Um. Fine.

If only she'd untied me too...never mind, we'll make to with what we've got, hey...*screams*
 

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*Cellar door opens again*

Rosa: Look you little -!censor!-... If you think I find you attracktive in any way, you better go get your brain examined... Oh I forgot, you aren't going to the doctor ever again, *Leans close to Father, whispers* - Because when I'm through with you, dear you'll be rather not-going-anywhere-able. *smugs*

Viq: Whoa that sounded just like mother.

Vibs: Hey since when did she ungag you? And me?

Viq: She just did... I think...

Rosa: Now goodnight everybody! Sleep... well, just sleep! Or not... Who cares.

Viq: I do! A baby gotta sleep at least 17 hours a night.

Vibs: Well maybe you should have thought of that a lot sooner and stayed at home, look what you've gotten us into!

Viq: Me? I was hurt!! Because of that cute babyJack over there that SOMEBODY turned into a baby because SOMEBODY was in love with him...

Vibs: Was?? hey wait... I never turned Jack into a baby!

Viq: aha, yeah right...

Vibs: No really I didn't!!! Why don't you believe me?

Viq: Because you always lie.

Vibs: I do NOT!

Viq: see?

Vibs: HMRF!!

Viq: HMRF!!

-silence-
 
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