"The Moppet Family..."

[Vic Romano]

Vic this, Vic that, everyone wants me to do stuff and no one cares that the dog plays my PS2, Kyle's Yak keeps kidnapping me and Beau-ri-dad is always wet, lost and dirty, Christy-mom is like 'the man'; always keeping me down with sun screen, Aunt Dan-dan is trying to kill everyone and so I'm just a misguided youth! You better watch out or I'll start cursing! Crap, Fart, Mittens! I must release all this pent up child hood anger! Kyle! To the Kitty Cannon!

 

[christyb]

*shakes head* Too much sun. Look Vic, I'm your mother. It's in my contract for me to be an annoying pest in your world. Get over it. *laughs* Finally our turn! *goes through ticket booth and enters the park.

 

[Vic Romano]

Lemme' see that contract... Hmm... MM-hmm, yes yes... Mmm, uh-huh... wait a minute, this wasn't notorized! And it says you can kill me if I want to stay up late!

 

[christyb]

You're forgetting the last page. And yes, it covers all. Your father wrote it. *takes back contract* Now, where to first??

 

[Erine81981]

Vic this, Vic that, everyone wants me to do stuff and no one cares that the dog plays my PS2, Kyle's Yak keeps kidnapping me and Beau-ri-dad is always wet, lost and dirty, Christy-mom is like 'the man'; always keeping me down with sun screen, Aunt Dan-dan is trying to kill everyone and so I'm just a misguided youth! You better watch out or I'll start cursing! Crap, Fart, Mittens! I must release all this pent up child hood anger! Kyle! To the Kitty Cannon!

You got it. *searches in the yaks fur* There it is. Ok what are we going to do? *sees everyone going through the line* DARN! No kitty cannon. *puts it back* Wait for me. *runs after the Moppet family*

 

[The Count]

Well, that's that. Talked to the people down at the cable station, I'll have to be back here on Friday. Had my cereal and you've had your milk Isabelle. So now that we're washed and dressed... do we have everything we need?
*Checks pockets. Wallet with some walking around cash and credit card, check. House keys, though I don't know why I bother with them, check. Eye drops and cell phone, check. Walking stick and cap to protect against the sun glaring in our eyes down there, check. And of course, a folding poncho should it rain while we're down there at the parks, which if I remember correctly, it should.
*Isabelle groans slightly. Don't worry dear, the poncho's big enough for me, and it's in the bag with your carrying case.

OK, now to just pop up there and surprise Sis.
*Adam and Isabelle, perched on his shoulder, suddenly magically appear at DisneyWorld. *Spots Christy in line.
Hey Sis! Sorry we're late, but we're here! Say, do you need me to call the company and have them send you a replacement card? No? Well, if you need my help, I got my card with me. Also picked up this map of all the things down here in the parks, and we can always go to some other spot while the lines die down a little.

 

[christyb]

Adam!!! *hugs Adam* So glad you can make it. We've already called the company and told them that Dog ate the card. I have my card so don't worry. We wouldn't want to fill up yours. Thank you for the map. Now that everyone is through the gate? Where does everyone want to go?

 

[Vic Romano]

Uncle Adam? Are mom and dad allowed to kill me?

 

[Erine81981]

*talking to Vic* So he magicly appears and your dad says I can't fly. Whats the deal with that?

 

[christyb]

*to Kyle (Mom hears everything)* Adam's always had special abilities. Been that way since we were kids. Now boys, I know you want to go off on your own. So here's some cash *hands Kyle and Vic some money* and have fun. Remember to meet us at Cinderella's castle at noon and we'll all head over to MGM to watch that Muppet show.