"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*walks in the door*

Ahh, Jack, helo there. Hmm...I smell dinner. Oh, did I hear that your old friend was coming over? Shall be very interesting to meet him.

*sniffs*

Hold that thought. Dinner isn't cooking, but burning.

*run into the kitchen, pulling off tie*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Hey!! Look! Fire!!

Vibs: Yeah, and look *PUFF* green and blue fire!!

Viq: SHouldn't we make it stop burning instead of just making it pretty-looking?

Vibs: That would be.. like... you know... helping...

Viq: And...?

Vibs: What on EART has gotten into you Viq?!?!

Viq: Um... Sorry... I feel ashamed...

 

[Vic Romano]

*hangs on to bumper of speeding car*
WAH-HOOO!! Hey, maybe we should pick my dad up some ice cream while were out... nah, but we'll bring the twins back two whole gallons of chocolate! WOOT!

 

[Beauregard]

*pulls on apron*

Ahh! Green fire!

Ahh! Blue fire!

*grabs fire lighter*

No, um..I need..fire extinguisher...

*grabs tea-towel and flaps it at the burning steaks*

Phew! No fire...

 

[theprawncracker]

Bo?!? I thought you were Don Canoli!
*Don Canoli walks in the front door.*

Don Canoli: No, I am. Good to see you Jack. So, what's for dinner? I smell smoke, is it bar-b-q? I love my bar-b-q Jack.

Don Canoli! Um...Dinner...Yeah, about that...*an explosion of green and blue flames comes from the kitchen* Um...I thought we'd order pizza!

 

[Beauregard]

*exits the kitchen in a puff of green and blue smoke, appearing for all the world like a creature of the night*

Mwhahahaha!

I mean..*cough*...*cough, cough, cough* This smoke is rather smoke, what, what. You must be...*mind blank*...the man who is coming to dinner. *extends hand*

Hi.

 

[theprawncracker]

Don Canoli: *Shakes Bo's hand* Hello...um...you. *whispering to Jack* Who is this fellow?

Um...he's...my...um...father! Yes, my father! Come, let me introduse you to the rest of the family! This is my mother*points to Mother in the garden* These are my little brother and sister, Vibs, and Viq*points to them* This is my older sister, Miss Mingostone.*points to her*And the dog.

Don Canoli: Wonderful, wonderful. So, where's the pizza? If we hurry, we might be able to steal it.

Um...no...he means that if we order it now, we'll get it for a steal! Ha ha! Such a kidder!

 

[The Count]

*And without their knowing it... The colorful flames start dissipating and the damage's cleaned up lickety-split.

There... That should do it. Can't have Sis come back to find a burned-down house now can we?
No... Well, she'll take care of them when she returns. *Turning to kitchen counter at Cole home to fix breakfast.


*OOC: Bo, you get the stuff I sent you? Was it what you wanted?

 

[Beauregard]

*talking slowly, while pulling hand away from Don who keeps shakign it*

Well, um...Vic is the guy with the pizza knowledge, he....YOUR FATHER!!! How, when, what, why, Mingo is my daughter? *faints*

(ooc, no Count, sorry, where did you send it again?)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ha ha, that's father for you, he has a rare skin condition that makes him faint on contact with another human hand...