"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

Meanwhile, back at the Cole home...

*Sees Christy in car on her way to give Bo and Hebbage a piece of her mind.
Give 'em **** Christy!!

Wasn't that fun girls? We went to have lunch at that nice new fish restaurant... And then we went to play in the park with our travel-along Scrabble board. Yes, we had a good day. And what's more important... The three of you stayed together again and out of trouble.
Now, let's wash up and get ready for bed. It'll be a busy day tomorrow.

 

[Vic Romano]

Hey pal! How y'doin'? The Antartic, huh? Sounds like we's havin' a pizza party! Er, just be careful not to spill anything, I just finished cleaning!

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Yep, Arfartica. I had toof harch a ride bark on arf woofy mammoth. I'll be doofin arf lot boofer when I warf up a bit. Jarst clooned? Sarfy I warsn't harf to help. Arfyways, oofryone's garf out sarfching forf Marfer on arf warled goofs charse, so we can mark as barg a marse arfs we lark! Well the parzza should be harf any morfment!

Translation: Yep, Antartica. I had to hitch a ride back on a woolly mammoth. I'll be doing a lot better when I warm up a bit. Just cleaned? Sorry I wasn't here to help. Anyways, everone's gone out searching for Mother on a wild goose chase, so we can make as big a mess as we like! Well the pizza should be here any moment!

 

[Erine81981]

(Side-Note: Father is, father. Moppet is Fahter's Pirate side/name. Hevej is a pirate, also, if anyone's finding this whole Pirate story arc annoying, we'll be back to the normal story before you know it Well....relitvely normal...)

Biggy: Ok? *goes back to sun bathing*

Yakky: Kyle still feels sick. He's down in the bountey. (I thinks thats what its called) Seems that I'll be sheading here pretty soon. Never seen a yak shead? Then watch. You'll be amazed.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Aye, to be sure, we be stuck on the brink of yonder whilrpool.

Hevej: I told ye thunder was afoot, now this magic joins us for a sweep across the waves.

Moppet: Mag... Not more...

Hevej: Certainly, more. We must escape this pool, and before that woman wakes, now, Moppet, I don't want her seeing afear on our faces, or...yours...

Father: But its...there's...and whirl...he...it....ahhh!

Hevej: *slaps father*

Moppet: Right. Back now. Whadda we do first?

Hevej: You, Mop, take the helm. I'm gunna try that trick with the sails.

Mopept: That trick? After all these years?

Hevej: Aye. Better pray, Moppet. If you can.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: .... WE ARE DOOMED DOOMED DOOOOOOOMMED!!!

Vibs: You sure are your father's son...

Viq: ... DOOMED I'M A DEAD BABY DOO... what is that supposed to mean?

Vibs: ... Nothing... *rolls eyes*

Hevej: Now stay calm crew, nothing ain't gonna happen to us! Mop, you know what to do mate!

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: I do. I do. I...um...right...

Hevej: *holds knife between teeth, and climbs rigging, hand over hand*

Moppet: *turns the wheel, and turns, and turns*

Hevej: Keep it coming Mop, old man.

Moppet: *groan*

The boat begins to turn, it's bows caught in the whirl pool, and magical winds whipping the sails and they fight the sea-spell. The boats starts to tip...

Hevej: *leaps from the rigging, onto the boom, and dedges along beside the mainsail*

Moppet: You there yet? *the wheel won't turn any more*

Hevej: Almost!

Ship tips...

 

[minidoozer]

*Wakes up and walk out the cabin*

What.. happened?

*Sees the whirlpool and the ship which is about to capsize*

What is going on? BO?! VIQ! VIBS!!!... HEVEJ!!!! Where are you?!

*Sees Hevej climbing*

Oh... So.. brave...

*Blushes*

He riscs his life... Just to save me?! How brave!!!

*Sees Viq and Vibs crawling around*

What are you doing twins?

*Picks them up and gives them each a lollipop that tastes of wood*

Look a captain Hevej. He is sooo brave!

*Looks at Hevej. Blushes. Faints*

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Ready, Moppet?

Father: No! Never!!! I can't watch....
Moppet: I mean, yes, ready...

Hevej: *sees Mingostone* *frowns*

Moppet: Now!

Hevej: Yarrrrrrrrh! *jumps forward, and lands near the end of the sail, almost looses balence*

Father: *shuts eyes*

Hevej: Wind coming! *a gust of wind hits the sail* Look out below!!! *slices sail ropes, the sail catches the wind and billows, almost spinning completly around* *grabs the edge of the sail, and flies with it* Ye-haaaaa! *sail dips, and Hevej catches his foot onto the edge of the rigging, and ties the sail at a new angle, the wind hits it, lifting the boat momenterally from the water, and throwing it from the whirlpool*

Father: *faints*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *faints*

Vibs: You guys are SO related it makes me shiver.

Viq: *wakes up* Hey, that's an insult! Saying I'm related to my dad!

Vibs: ... right, sorry about that... *frowns*

HeveJ: *calm, jumbs down on the deck again* I said we were gonna make it aye Mop? ... Mop...? ...*frowns at the fainted father*... Mop.