"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Father: You poor thing! I mean, um....face seaboard ya landlubber.

Hevej: Nice recovery, Mop. Ya gone soft my man.

 

[Erine81981]

Father: You poor thing! I mean, um....face seaboard ya landlubber.

Hevej: Nice recovery, Mop. Ya gone soft my man.

Biggy: Glad I don't have that problem. He he he he he.....

Yakky: I could give you that problem. *underbreath* Stupid. Come on Kyle. I'll take care of you.

*still felling sick* Ok.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*meanwhile...in dandan's head*

*a brain the size of a walnut begins oozing blue sludge*

*tumbleweed flies past*

 

[Vic Romano]

*Comes inside dirty and dishevled*
Phew! I finally finished cleaning the whole house... where's the dog? Where's Kyle? Dad? Vibs? I...
*Passes out on the floor asleep*

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Too soft...like yonder green sludge, am I. Speaking of which, ahs anyoen heard from Vic latley?

Hevej: Vic...Vic? Vic..not another chidler, surely?

Moppet: Well...yes, but...

Hevej: Man, you really do have problems...

Father: Yes...I do...
Moppet: Nothing a good keil-haul won't cure, haha!

 

[Erine81981]

Moppet: Too soft...like yonder green sludge, am I. Speaking of which, ahs anyoen heard from Vic latley?

Hevej: Vic...Vic? Vic..not another chidler, surely?

Moppet: Well...yes, but...

Hevej: Man, you really do have problems...

Father: Yes...I do...
Moppet: Nothing a good keil-haul won't cure, haha!

Biggy: Mr. Moppet sir, if you don't mind me asking. Who are theses people?

 

[The Count]

*Boomerang fish slices through the air, landing stuck into the the ship's main mast.

*Note tied to fish reads:

Captain Hebbage: Let the Moppets go back to where they came from or face the wrath of the Skull Seas gang!
This is your first and only warning!

 

[Vibs]

*I may need to edit*...

 

[Vibs]

Hevej: *Takes fish* Captain Hebbage eh? So you're still outthere... Well, you have gotten what you wanted too much. You ain't gonna get it your way this time. *To Moppet* It's a weird phenomenon. Sometimes it's raining with fish, *throws the fish out in the sea* well never mind mate. Now GET ME a COOK I be starving!!!

Viq: It's "I am starving" ...

Vibs: *frowns*

 

[The Count]

Captain: So, they threw back our message boomerang fish eh? Well, we'll show them.

*Whirlpool starts churning just on the Tasmanian coastline, sucking the good ship Christy ever so nearer to the brink.