"The Moppet Family..."

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Arf! Irf hark arf nark noof!

Translation: I have a name now!

*Curls up in a pile of roof debris and goes to sleep.*

 

[Beauregard]

But, but, but...

CUT TO:

And the Bus screaches to a stop, and Uncles, Aunts, Dog, Mother, Father, Door-to-Door Salesman plus Cow-Owner and Friend-Next-Door crowd out surounded by Duffle-bags and suitcases.

Does anyone know where we are staying?

 

[christyb]

Of course. I do. We're staying in that hotel over there *points to hotel in front of them* Now c'mon everyone let's get settled in. Roomies will be assigned shortly.

 

[Beauregard]

*as everyone walks towards the hotel excitedly*

He-llo! Is anyone going to...Fine.

*gathers all the bag handles into two hands and struggles across the car park with them, followed by hoots of car-horns*

Wait up...oh who's idea was this....?

I cannot believe I agreed to this...well, I didn't.

Vic! Give me a hand with these cases!

 

[christyb]

*looks around* Headcount! Do we have everyone with us. And hurry up dear don't dawdle!

 

[Beauregard]

*scraps the bags to the door of the hotel*

Phew.

*does not notice one bag, his, was left behind*

Everyone here, dear. The butcher, baker and candle-stick maker you invited from practically the whole street...?

 

[christyb]

I did not. It's not my fault you're family just had to come with us and you couldn't say no. All I invited were my brother Adam and Vic's little friend.

 

[Beauregard]

Now, now, dear. Not in front of the door-man. Here, sir, can you take these...bags. Oh well.

He's the doorman of the expencive hotel. Ours is next door.

Anyway, you invited your sister Dan-Dan. I certianly did not.

 

[Erine81981]

Thanks Mrs. Moppet. *gives hug to Mrs. Moppet* Come on yakky. *hops ontop of pet and rides it into the hotel*

 

[christyb]

She's your sister along with Bob, and everyone else in this crazy family of ours. *to the man at the front desk* Yes, reservations for Moppet. *takes keys* Okay we're on the second floor east wing. And this hotel is very inexpensive as far as theme park hotels go.