The Moppet Family: The Reunion

[DanDanStrawberry]

Me: Woop, loved that chapter

DanDan: I didn't

Me: Why not?

DanDan: Well my lips are still all cracked

Me: Your lips are cracked??

DanDan: Yeah I expect it's from all the rocks I've been kissing recently

Me: ...yeah but what does that have to do with the chapter?

DanDan: Chapter?? I thought you said chapstick! Oh the chapter was good, the chapstick on the other hand...

 

[The Count]

So um... Can we get more story please?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *sitting next to DanDan* wow that chapter was AWESOME! And yet so... filled with mystique and I ain't talking about the character from Xmen.. - *runs outta popcorn* - *looks at Vibs, lips shaking with sorrow*

Vibs: ... again!? Honestly how fast do you eat a bucket of those things!

Viq: faster than you can imagine. And also, I have to share... *frowns at aunt next to him*

Vibs: Share! HEY!? Are you giving our popcorns away to a blue thing which claims to be our relative?

Viq: ... Vibs, it'll eat us if I don't..

Vibs: Honestly we're in a cinema! - I don't know what you two have got going but could you take it outside?

Viq: *glances at DanDan who smiles back at him, showing a miniversion of the Little Mermaid tatooed to his left front tooth* I'd rather stay here..

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*takes out knife and fork* Yes I'd rather you stayed here too. It's ok if we run out of popcorn, there's something else I want to eat instead...*glances at Viq*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *shudder* Vibs it's got a ...

Vibs: Sssh, Jack is taking off his jacket, I can't miss this!

Viq: ... which will reveal the sweater he is wearing to go with the scarf, over the sweater over the pullover over the shirt over the second shirt over the T-shirt over the smaller T-shirt over the TankTop.

Vibs: ... *raises eyebrow* How do you know those things?

Viq: Well, remember when we went to that family-pool-party once?

Vibs: ... no

Viq: Well ... well, that's not the point NEVER mind, the thing is - there is a blue-skinned type next to me who might eat me within the next minutes!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Minutes??? Make that seconds!!!

Fem: DanDan!!!

DanDan: Sorry. I'll restrain myself...*eats Viq*

*spits out Viq*

DanDan: Ooops...wrong baby...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... *crawls over to father* Dad I've been swallowed and regurgitated!

Vibs: What a wimp. *moves head to the left where Dan is looking at her, drooling* ... I think I need to...go to.. I have ... you know, I'd love to chat but I have a very important eh, I gotta so you know I need to *runs away*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Where did that girl go???

Fem: You're not going to eat her are you??

DanDan: No I'm going to erm...*runs to look for Vibs*

 

[Vibs]

Vibs: *is outside the cinema, running about among the people waiting for their tickets and their sweets* *bumps into random lady* I'm sorry lady I...

Lady: Excuse me, what do you think you're doing?

Vibs: Running away frommy father's brother who's after me,trying to find and eat me with a spoon and a knife... no a fork.. However, I wouldnt be suprised if he ate me with a spoon and a straw really - but see I don't wanna be eaten and hey can I hide behind your huge fat legs?

Lady: I beg your pardon, mister this little girl insulted me and..

Vibs: *sees danDan - runs*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *sees the lady Vibs bumped into* Excuse me, madam. You are sinfully ugly. Your mother must have been vile. I'm suprised you haven't died of overly ugliness by now, you poor thing. Anyway, have you seen a small baby run through here? But I need to eat her soon but the film's gonna start up again soon and....I am sorry but you are the most ugly person I've ever seen.

*spies Vibs*

Must dash!

*runs after Vibs*