"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Aaron]

Uncle Boblooks at camera) How poking me determines my reality i don't know.(turns back to Father) What have i missed?

 

[minidoozer]

Mr... Bob, glad to meet you! *shakes his hand*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well...there was the whole becoming a pirate thing again, and the having three kids, and the prison thing, then the loony-bin incident, and stepping on a family of worms, and there was the thing with the zombie animals, and the whatsit with at work, and the bit with the Danger-to-life-and-the-universe-if-I-make-a-mistake-thing...but, yeah, you haven't missed much. *shrugs* Just domestic life. *turns to Miss Mingostone* This is Liza Eewop Mingostone, the nanny I...called for?

 

[Beakerfan]

At the party...
Goldie: *walks in* Oh hello Yakky! Have you seen Kyle? I wanted to give him these flowers, but I can't find him! And well, now the flowers are a little droopy.

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob:I see...Has my recliner been harmed?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: You mean this recliner? *spins a recliner towards camera* Nope. Dispite whirlwinds and explosions and random-unexplained-collapsing of the house's foundations...your chair, the chair which is yours, it has remained...unharmed. *sits in chair and it's legs fall off* ...Oops...Aheh...

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob: (under his breath The elves said things would change on the outside.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *ahem* *gets back up* Yes, well, right, listen, we can't keep Miss Mingostone waiting. We have a party to get to next-door...would you care to join us, Bro?

 

[Aaron]

Uncle Bob: (picks up the recliner and puts it on his back) Sure, let's go by the way i live here now ok? ok.

 

[Beakerfan]

Guard 1: *sees Father and Uncle Bob coming* Oh great..... QUICK! 'IDE THE POT! 'IDE THE SHAMROCKS! AND FER GOD'S SAKE HIDE THE DRINKS! THE ENGLISH ARE INVADIN!

Leprechaun: Aw, man! Why doo they 'ave to come and ruin our party?

*the leprechauns all grab as many rocks as they can*

Guard 1: THE BLARNEY MANUEVER LADS! QUICK!

Guard 2: HOLD IT! These are our neighbors, and we should treat em as such! Put the bloomin rocks down! Be civilized fer once! Let em enjoy the partee!

*the leprechauns put the rocks down and resume partying*