"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

*Sighing deeply... She's such an understanding soul. What's worse, I never confessed that to anyone else, not even Christy knows about that dark secret from my yung adult years. That's why I set sail on the boundless seas once I had mastered the abilities of a second mystical sight. Sis thinks I followed her out on the oceans to keep an eye on her, and that's partly true... But I had something to hide as well, and in reply to her persona of Nicky the She-Devil... Admiral Blackwater was born. The only time I've let him loose was the time we met up with Hebbage in Australia long ago...

*Pauses at the front yard's gate to check on the girls carelessly frolicking in the flowers.
Heh, to be that young and innocent... Wait a second! They're not here! Where could they have gotten too? Please don't let them be in the new neighbor's yard... Leprechauns are tricky folks to deal with, especially guard leprechauns.
*Rushes off to check with Izzy to make sure the girls are with her and not in some form of botanical peril across the street.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Don't worry dear the girls are safely watching Sesame Street in the living room (OOC: or something like that.....you can change that if you want)

 

[The Count]

Phew... Didn't you hear some meowing just now though? I trust your word Isabelle, but sometimes I worry about leaving them alone. That Tabby's a regular firecracker... *Senses three sets of footprints scurrying off out of the house.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Right...I'm off to work. *leaves the house, passing to tea stand* *scratches head* Well of course T stands...it's equally balanced on both sides, not like the J or the Q...*mutters* *arrives at work* Ahh...a letter from management, how convinient. *reads*

"To Mr Marvey and Mr Hoppet, due to a large demand and all this extra telephone cable we had lying around, your workplace has been transformed into a a call centre and we've outsourced China, Japan, and Taiwan. If you have any problems with the phones, call the Help Service...and answer yourself. -- Management."

 

[Erine81981]

Up stairs in Vic's old room.............

Ok since it's to late to sell some tea today. We'll just wait till tomorrow.

Biggy: Sounds good to me. *truns on the TV* Oh boy! It's are favorite show.

What's that?

Biggy: Our favorite show. "The Veggie Show."

For real?

Biggy: Yep. Look. *points to the tv*

It is! Oh boy. *watches the show all night*

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: HAHAHAH! I had totally forgotten about the Vegtable Plushies!)

Father: *at Wilson's, surrounded by telephones* *phone rings* Hello... *consults alphabetical phone list* Hello, Tomato Gowers' Outsourced Hotline...*another phone rings* Hello Torist Information for Thousand Islands Outsourced Answer Line... *answers another line* Hi there, Hucklberry Thins and Tom Soy Sauce Outsouced Complaints Department...*answers another line* Hello...oh, hi there Christy. Yes, busy day. No, the twins arn't here. No I haven't heard from Vic. Yes, I'm fine. Look, I gotta go, I have a call on another like. *phone rings* Hello Psychic Prawn Dippers Outsouced Answers, dipping into your needs, all the time.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *still tied up* *shifts around* I know I have a cell phone in one of my pockets... *cell phone falls open out of shirt pocket* Ah ha! *sticks out tongue to dial numbers* Disgusting... *listens to dial tone* It worked! *phone rings* I wonder what number I called...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *answers phoneline 23* Hello, Saucy Undies Telethong Outsourced Answer service...can I help you?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Bo? BO? Is that you? ...Did you just say Telethong?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Jack? Er...no...NO! It's not me, it's someone else...with a shady accent...And I have no idea what telethong means...care to explain?