"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Erine81981]

Biggy/Lion: Alright guys. Lets get moving.

Flying/monkey/yak: *yawns* *rubs eyes* What?

Biggy/Lion: We have to find Kyle. Remember?

Flying/monkey/yak: Oh yea. Come on Tinman Jack. *shakes Jack*

On the other side of Oz........

Scarecrow boy: This is really fun. Thanks for inviting me. *some more straw falls out* Gosh! I keep losing straw. Before i can a brain i'll lose all my straw. *starts crying and falls to knees*

 

[The Count]

*Director, shmoozing with actress whose legs are still sticking out from under the house... Yeah, I got this gig cause my uncle runs the studio. Huh?
Hey, someone get that Uncle Jackie in here, we need him for the next scene! *Gets film crew to follow Biggy/Lion, Jack/Tin Man and Yakey/Flying Monkey.

Where's the rest of the cast?!?!?! This movie's already costing me millions! Hurry it along, gotta get this to the wizard's emerald castle.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *stumbling through the woods somewhere in a general Emarald-direction...* I think I understand what's going on here...Yeah, some director wanted to make some re-make of Oz, but wanted an air of authentisity...and transported us here to the very roots of the story. *trips over a tree root and smacks into the road* And the trees...*straightens* I figured that out becuase...there's a boom-mic hanging above us, a man with a camera to the left, and...someone carrying a tray of Costa Coffee? *turns to camera* I'm not TRUMAN! *blinks* Not a true man? That could come across badly for my publicity...

 

[The Count]

Newsboy Munchkin: Extra extra!! Boregard Parker Moppet not a true man! Publicity and popularity plummet! Read all about it in Slanderous Junk Weekly, Issue 4!

 

[Erine81981]

Scarecrow Boy: *after reading Newkind Munchkin news* Did you hear that? Oh sorry i was reading it. It says here Mr. Moppet that your not what who you really are. Is that true?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I am who I am and am not going to dispute whether I am saying I am who I am or are not who I am not saying I am not! *nods smugly* That'll keep the paparazzi thinking for a while...for the first time in history. Come on guys, we better keep moving towards the city of green (and I don't mean the swamp.)

 

[The Count]

Newsboy Munchkin #2: Estra extra! Boregard Moppet doesn't confirm to be an untrue man... But he doesn't deny it either! Speculation runs rampant...
*Moves out of the way so running speculation tramples Scarecrow Boy, Bo and DanDanothy.
Mr. Moppet's popularity continues to sink into the morass of his mistruths! Buy your copy of SJW today and read all about it!

 

[Erine81981]

Scarecrow Boy: What is is this? Hurt the ones you love day! *starts restuffing the straw back in*

Still on the other hand or back quite a little ways................

Flying/monkey/yak: Are we there yet?

Biggy/Lion: *sweating* Quit your whinning Yakky. Need water.

Flying/monkey/yak: I'm about to die of thirst.

Biggy/Lion: Don't....worry....will....find....some....water....soo....*faints*

Flying/monkey/yak: Oh great! Jack? Were gonna have to carry this tub of lard. Unless you have a better idea?

Biggy/Lion: *rises head, opens eyes* Hey! Ya'll don't have worry about all this hair and main i have. *head drops back, eyes close and tongue sticks out*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*wakes up* Sorry about that....I was asleep....must be all the poppies round here. Or my new meds. Probably the meds. And I've gotta say this place isn't half as fun as Narnia. What say you, Fem?

Fem: Arf arf

DD: Ain't that cute, he's in character. *pats Fem on the head*

 

[The Count]

*Munchkin mob armed with torches and skewers rush towards DanDanothy and company, angered about the death of their ruler by fallen house on top of her majesty.
Munchkin Mob: There the freaks are! Get 'em!!