"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Lucy]

PeaPea: So...Australia then. Gosh, I wish I knew how some of this stuff happens to us, Drue, I really do...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Australia? That explains the headrush and the inflated blood vessels in my brain...So, we're in Auz...yellow brick road...you know...Wait, OZ? *faints*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hey bro, watch your head on those yellow bricks. You don't wanna put a dint in them or those munchkin-like people may get mad. I'd better get my gun just in case...

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: What's that echoing in the distance?

*boom, boom, boom*

Strange Woman: ICH BIN BARINA SCOTT, THE GERMAN FEMALE VERSION OF THE ONE YOU CALL BARRY. Where is he? He is my snugglepoo and I miss him...

Drue: Oh, Lord, does this mean more shouting and Cillit Bang related jokes?

PeaPea: Oh, yes Drue. I think it does...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *sits up* *sees Barina Scott* *faints again* Ouch...these rocks are not soft to the underside of the head area...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Barina? If that is your real name....I have two questions for you. One, how did we get here. Two, is there any place I can buy some chicken round here, it's been several minutes since I last ate...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *gathers self together and stands* Alright...here's the facts...as I know them...*ahem* We've been hurled into the land of Oz by a whirlwind...*pauses* That's about it. Did any of you people read that book in junior high? ...did any of you go to junior high?

 

[Lucy]

Barina: JA, THAT BIN YOU'RE LEANING ON IS ACTUALLY A VERY SMALL KFC...

PeaPea: Barina...?

Barina: JA???

*wind from Barina's mouth blows PeaPea, Drue, DanDan and Father over...Drue rolls down a sand dune*

PeaPea: Must you shout all the time?

Barina: (Shouting) No, but it's the only way I can get people to listen to me and buy Cillit Bang...

Drue: I'll buy a crate of it if you start talking normally....

Barina: Two crates...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Read the book in junior high????? When I was in junior high the book hadn't even been written yet. I'll still remember the day Dr. Darwin came in and gave us a lecture about his crazy theories...that loon

 

[Erine81981]

*comes downstairs* Hey Mr. Moppet. Hi Mrs. Mingoston. *opens kitchen door and gets some orange juice out* *cloes door* *gets a glass from the cupboard and pours the juice into the glass* *opens door again and puts back the juice* *walks back upstairs to Vic's old room and shuts the door*

A scream of joy is heard from upstairs.

*runs back downstairs* Mrs. Mingoston! Is that really you?