"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *shakes off tea* Why does this happen to me? I say tea, and tea falls on me? What happens if I say green elephants with handbags? Ok, no idea where that came from... *to Herb* Should I take my cup to the cow or...?

 

[christyb]

*green elephants run into the room and handbags fall all over Father*




OCC: Couldn't resist. Back to posting my story

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...elephant sized...green...and handbags...can only mean...*pause* Mother???

 

[The Count]

The handbags start snapping open, catching Father's hand inside their menacing jaws at the mention of the word "Mother" without her present.

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: *comes down the back stairs dressed in a denim mini-skirt with a slightly tight yellow tank top and a white overshirt and black boots* I'm not your Mother. You're my Father remember? My Mother for some odd reason thinks I should get to know you.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *adjusts jaw* Vanessa! *jumps up from table, disturbing the tea-pot* I-hold on. *quickly clears up the spilt tea* I-didn't know you were back in town. Hey, er, how are you? *shakes hand* Excuse the handbags...they're marauding.

 

[The Count]

Another handbag latches on to Vanessa's skirt, using its own momentum to leap up and catch on her shirt's sleeve smartly, accessorizing her outfit... Not to mention resting snuggly within her embrace.

 

[christyb]

Vanessa: For the life of me I'll never understand this place. Umm..Dad am I supposed to call you that? Anyways, your purses are well getting a little grabby. *pries a handbag from her skirt*

 

[The Count]

The handbag that was just removed whines at being separated from a dream like Vanessa... Whilst the one resting from her shirt's sleeve's cuff and shoulder sticks out a dollar billed tongue at its former mate.

OOC: Sis, check your PM's. Please?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I prefer Fath-er...yeah, yeah you can call me Dad. You know, I was about to either go milk a cow or visit Diana's Cafe...you could join me at either if you want to? Once again, I apologize about the handbags, and we'd have to move the green elephant aside.