"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Yes? Of course I'm normal. Now anyway I've got to go, my yellow Mini is double-parked and Fem needs feeding. And I can't miss Oprah, I hear Madonna is adopting a Malawian family but changing each of their names so it ryhmes with one of the 6 gods of kaballah...just a rumour though.

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: I need some vinegar in this coffee. Say...where'd all the vinegar go?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*arrives home*
Hey PeaPea, guess who I saw at Dia-- *sees Peapea with empty vinegar bottle* Oh...erm....we seem to be out of vinegar...

 

[Lucy]

You'd better have a good explanation for this, DanDan. I'm waiting...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Well I got some fish and chips and used a lot of vinegar but....erm.....*Fem runs in* NAUGHTY FEM ATE THEM ALL! Naughty Fem!

Fem: Woof!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: A likely story. Say, where's Drue...? Oh, he didn't come into contact with the vinegar, did he? You know about the whole, lumpifying thing, don't you?!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Lumpifying? Why no...of course not. Now let's all stop talking about vinegar and watch some good ol' fashioned TV! *turns on TV*

Trevor McDonald: Vinegar is everywhere nowadays but--

DanDan: AHH!! *Turns channel*

Jamie Oliver: --it's great for a fruit salad but just remember that if you're adding stuff to the grapes you might get--

DanDan: AHHHH!!

Fergie: --my lovely lady lumps. Check it out!! *switch off*

DanDan: Come to think of it, I'm not in a TV mood. Radio anyone?

 

[Lucy]

Woah...that was strange...and seemingly innocent. Ah, well. I think I'll fprget about the grapes for now. Drue? Drue? Time for tea!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*looks in horror as a green space-hopper comes downstairs. wait...that's not a spacehopper is it?*

 

[Lucy]

Drue: The next person to say I look like a space hopper gets it. Alright?