"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Of course...*goes into kitchen*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *waits*

Vibs: *dances with tray*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*comes in*
I'm sorry Vibs we're all out of potatoes
*sits down*
So, babies, what can I do you for? You don't want to borrow my Hello magazine do you? Cos I'm not quite finished with it. I don't suppose you babies have heard about the new reality TV show airing on....oh you're babies...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *sits at the table in the Moppet Family kitchen* It's nice to be home...drinking tea...not killing anything...*moves tea-cup and squashes an ant* Oops...Look, honey, can I get you anything?

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Ron: *stands outside the Moppet House* Good luck, Moppet old man...*turns and walks away*

*big notice on screen: RON WILL RETURN!!!*

 

[Lucy]

*In the shadows of the kitchen cupboard*

PeaPea: Now, how on earth did I get in here? Drue? Why are you here?

Drue: I'm hiding from the sun. I don't ever want to be a raison again momma.

PeaPea: Drue, for the last time, stop calling me 'momma'. You are not Gilbert Grape and I am NOT your mother.

Drue: Yes'm.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *opens cupboard* Do you have something to share with the class there?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Drue, don't you have something to say?

Drue: Ummm....I love Gilbert? I have a secret love for America's Next Top Model? I love...

PeaPea: Tell him what we're doing in the cupboard, grape-brain...

Drue: Having pleasant conversation?

PeaPea: Yes, exactly. What? It's cosy in here. And cleaning the pipes. Oh, was that just me?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Yes, yes, I know all that...well not about the model...but are there any spare tea bags in there?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Which type of tea would you prefer? Grape or Lemon? Or perhaps Cillit Bang? It gives an extra zing when it goes down...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Something less weird would be...uuch, who am I fooling? This is my house after all...I'll take grape.