"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Of course I know Jana, you think a parent doesn't know their own daughter?

Mrs Moppet Senior: There was a year when I didn't know you.

Father: ...I said daughter.

Mrs Moppet Senior: I heard.

Father: *looks pleeadingly at Mother*

 

[christyb]

*walks by muttering* She's your Mother. You get her out. *fake smile* Mother Moppet is there anything I can do to help you in my own kitchen?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: As a matter of fact, there is. Could you keep your husband out of it?

 

[christyb]

*smiles sweetly* What can't handle your own son?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *so-you-are-going-to-play-it-like-that-smile* So you can't handle your own husband? *taps watch and a sleep dart shoots out and hits Father* *luckily, it was so subtile that no one noticed*

Father: Mother, look here, you can't *snore*.

Mrs Moppet Senior: I can't snore?

 

[christyb]

Mother: You snore? That's one I didn't know. So you're using the RMX-sleep 1000 nice touch. It almost redeemed you of your weak comeback.

 

[Erine81981]

Walks in.....

*talking to Vic Robot about stuff* And that's how it happened. See what I mean now?

Vic Robot: Oh-I-see.

I'm here Mr. and Mrs. Moppet. Oh man what a school day it was. I have all this homework to do. *goes up to Vic old room*

Biggy: *runs into the house* Come and see what Yakky caught!

Runs outside to see what's happening

Yakky: Lookie here! I fianlly caught that bird.

Whatever! *sees the bird* Uh Yakky? I don't think thats the same one.

Yakky: Uh oh! RUN!

Biggy: Wait for me! *runs off towards the house*

It's the other bird we saw! Birdzilla! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs into the house*

 

[christyb]

*yells after Kyle* Wait! Vic's back...the real Vic. Boys! BOYS!!! *shrugs* Oh well. ...

 

[Erine81981]

*yells after Kyle* Wait! Vic's back...the real Vic. Boys! BOYS!!! *shrugs* Oh well. ...

*turns around ("What?") and get ran over by Yakky and Biggy* Uhhhh...*moves a bit*....did.....any.....one.....get....the...n-number...on that.....*blacks out*

 

[The Count]

*Ringing Moppets' doorbell. Hello Sis? We thought it'd be a good idea if we came by to see how things were... That, and see if Vic's really back home.
Oh... We brought you some stragglers.
*Hands over Viq and Vibs to Christy. Seems they popped off to China for a bit of a lazy-day tour. Bit of trouble calming down the populus, don't speak Chinese myself... That, and we had to get the kraken back to Magic School's aquarium tanks.

And we also brought you a good old oatmeal raisin pie. Hope this isn't a bad time though.