"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *mouth moves but can't be heard over the sound of the crash* *yak-mobile and kids land between her and Mother* *finishes talking* ...or my name is not Mrs Cecelia Baker-Clark-Moppet.

Father: Baker-clark-Moppet? Where did the-

Mrs Moppet S: Baker was my mother's maiden name.

Father: I thought that was Clark?

Mrs Moppet S: Clark was another of her maiden names.

Father: Oh, right.

Mrs Moppet S: So, Mrs Moppet, what is your answer? *naturally, the questian was obscured by the falling roof*

 

[christyb]

My answer? You must be daft. I'm good but I'm not that good. What on earth did you say?

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle, Yakky, Biggy: Yes Mrs. Moppet. *starts picking up pieces of Vic Robot*

 

[christyb]

*hands Kyle Vic robot's arm* You might need this.

 

[Erine81981]

*hands Kyle Vic robot's arm* You might need this.

Thank you Mrs. Moppet. Come on guys. We have to have this placed picked up for the guest who are here. We don't want them to have to stay at a hotel or something.

Yakky: Me and Biggy will work on the roof.

Good. I'll put Vic R. back together. Then I'll have him clean up this mess. *pulls out bullhorn* LET'S GET MOVIN'!

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: A hotel, what a grand idea. Mrs Moppet, you take the children, and the pets, and the dust, and everything except the garden furniture and my son and go live in a hotel. I am only here for a week and I see no reason for you to be difficult about this.

 

[Vibs]

- Vibs steps out from behind father's leg -

Vibs: Hello. I'm Vibs. I can't believe I have never run into my father's mother before.

- Viq steps out from behind father's other leg -

Viq: And I'm Viq. I'm the sweet and sensitive, she's the wicked little witch.

Vibs: ... I'm not more of a witch than you!

Viq: yes, I am a wizard.

Vibs: ...hm, fair and square. Either way, hello grannie. *CUTE*

Viq: *MORE CUTE*

Vibs: ... please we have had our cute competitions we should be old enough to know that that is just silly Viq.

Viq: ... Right. *Overly Cute still*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Well, alright then, Mom. Since you offered...

Mrs Moppet Senior: I beg your pardon?

Father: For my wife and I to spend the week at a local hotel while you guard, protect, and generally get to know the children, and the pets, and the dust, and everything except the garden furniture. *grabs two bags off the floor, trusting Mother's ability to pack them magicly with exactly what they needed*

Mrs Moppet Senior: Beauregard Parker Moppet! Where do you think you are leaving to!

Father: Out. *opens front door and ducks as a plate smashes where he head used to be*

Mrs Moppet Senior: Oh, sorry, it must have slipped. *cloudy face*

Father: *smiles* *leaves fast* *over his shoulder* Well, have a lovely time with my children mother...

 

[Vibs]

Viq and Vibs: *smiling overly cute*

Viq: wau, I can't believe we have a grandmother! I have always dreamed about such!

Vibs: Dreamed about having an old dusty wrinkled, most likely very grumpy lady cooking mashed spinach and oatmeal for you and making you buy her flowers while she knits a way too big sweatshirt for you that will only make you scratch yourself to death? No offense, Gran.

Viq: VIBS! where are your manners? She's probably already depressed about being old and totally unattractive, hoarse, with hairs the same colour as snow, skin as rough as a cow's, lips as dry as a desert and with less than 10 years left in life! How can you be so cruel Vibs!

Vibs: *blinks*

Viq: .... what?

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *very, slowly* If I told you, girl, that I had never seen such a defiant, unfeeling, ungrateful, callous, young woman in my life...I would be lying, because I have seen your Mother...but you, young lady, are the second most defiant, unfeeling, ungrateful, callous young woman I have seen in my entire long, long life. And, you, Viq...or...Vic...or...wait, yes, Viq...you sir are the most defiant, unf-ing, et el, etcetera, and so on, young man I have ever met. The two of you together are twice that. As soon as I have recovered from the shock of meeting such unmannered young siblings, I shall think of a suitable punishment. - And I mean that in the nicest, sweetest, most grandmotherly way, of course.