"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*toaster pops up and the smell of burnt chicken fills the room*

DanDan: C'mere Jack...I made you some breakfast....it'll taste yum if you just pick the feathers off...*puts foot on counter* I like to use my toes, don't you?

 

[christyb]

*glares at Jack* I risk my butt and die so you can be safe and you expect me a day later to make you breakfast? *sees toaster* Beauregard Parker Moppet! Your brother is setting the house on fire! *yells* Jana Nicola Moppet breakfast!

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh, I'm sorry Mrs. Crabby-Pants Moppet...LIZA!! WE NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE AN EDIBLE BREAKFAST HERE!!! ...Wait...Edible and Liza cannot be used in the same sentence together...

 

[christyb]

(Beau is locked in the closet so I'm posting for him)

Father:*aside* At least toasted bird is better than nothing, hint. *cough* I made the tea dear. *hint*

(From me)

Mother: Remind me why I came back here? *yells* Jana Nicola...

Baby Jana: Aye Mom?

Mother: Never mind. Climb into your chair and have some breakfast. *give Jana some cheerios*

Baby Jana: *inspects cheerios like they are aliens* What are these?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Breakfast?? With a baby??? Oh this is just too easy...

 

[christyb]

Baby Jana: *holds up a knife to DanDan* Don't even try. I know how to use this thing

 

[theprawncracker]

Hmm, having this new baby around may not be so bad after all! It gives someone to distract DanDan's stomach from me! *grabs piece of toasted chicken unknowingly* Man this is good stuff Mrs. M! I love blackened breakfast!

 

[christyb]

Mother: I didn't....*throws hands up* Forget it.

 

[theprawncracker]

*chewing* Forget what? ...Wait...Who are you again? And who's the half-shaved cat thing in the high-chair?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Fem enters, panting*

Fem: DanDan!!! You just threw me out of the car!!!

DanDan: And? That's hardly a crime is it?

Fem: Well actually I think...

DanDan: Relax, Fem. Just have some toast...*winks at camera*