"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beakerfan]

Nell: There was a person here a moment ago..... I swear! I fell madly in love with him! What am I doing here? Why aren't I at home? ACK! I'm covered in MUD! Do you realize how long its going to take to get disinfected?

 

[The Count]

And ee iz already married to Liza Ewib Mingostone. Zo ee has no right in dizturbing our little merry making o bootiful Nel. Vouz are still ere in ze muck, stuck with ze feet and your very body in my embrace. Forget about ze intruding interloper... Ee is just jealous because hiz wife will give birth zoon. Please Nel, do not believe hiz long swordy lies.

 

[The Count]

Something Gross, gurgling as his hand reaches out clinging clasped to Nel's hand: Nel... Please mon cherri... Pause to think what vouz are doing... Zis Ebbage, ee iz a fool to come between us. As I said, ee iz already married... And ee haz business elsewheres, rescueing zat nincompoop of a swaehbmate called Bo. Remain ere, lying in my perfect pool... As vouz are ze one who makes it perfect with your bootiful and bewitching and bodacious vizage. Please Nel... Stay avec moi.

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *looks dreamily at Hevej* Well..... *looks lovingly back at Something* Ummm...... Oh, where's a leprechaun when yeh need it?

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Goldie: I can't believe you would just sit here and turn purple while your friends are about to be killed!

Shanker: But we wez watchin Scooby Doo!

Goldie: Psht! No wonder yer no longer part of the Mafia. Come on! I wanna go find Yakky!

Shanker: *makes face at Goldie*

 

[The Count]

Something Gross, still holding on to Nel's hand: Ma sweet... Pay no mind to ze salty dog named Ebbage... Would vouz dare incurring ze wrath of hiz wife and soon-to-be mother of hiz child? No cherri... Trust in moi when I tell vouz zat vouz are better zhan zat. As I bubble and ooze, I will always defend your honor against zose water swaggerts... Vouz áve seen what an amiable fellow I can bee nespa?
*Gives Nel a knowing smiling wink.
Please, I entreat ma petite botanical beauty... Live ere with me... Whatever it iz your árt desires, Something Gross will boo there to make you áppy. Vouz already know ze extent of my love for vouz. Please do not leave me for zis two-timing trout.

 

[Beakerfan]

Trout: Heeeyyyyy, who you callin a two-timer? *smacks Somethings face and storms off*

Nell: Staying with you does sound much better than going back to the Leprechauns...... *turns to Hevej* Thank you for your offer, but don't you think one woman is enough to handle? *falls into Somethings arms, lovingly looking up at him*

 

[The Count]

*With Nel in his mucky arms... Something Gross, weeping tears of joy: Ah mon cherri... You áve made me ze áppiest gentleman of goo ere in ze swamps. *Takes Nel and gives her a deliciously passionate kiss before the twain return to the mudbeds. Something Gross lifts Nel's head upwards to meet his gaze holding her chin in the palms of his puddled hands: Thank vouz for choosing me over zat rivery rapscallion. Vouz will be ze most bootiful bride in ze boggs... Ze maiden of moss... Ze queen of quagmire. O Nel!
Both submerge once more to gayly give way to their passions and pleasures, contented in each other's company.

 

[Beauregard]

Captain Hevej: *stareing at the merry-making with a look of shock, distain, and general wide-eyed panic in his eyes* How can you...the twain of ye...and in public, as well...how can you...accuse a man like me of bein', what did ye suggest 'eh? Married? Marred, more like, me thinks, y'all dare suggestin' that I be married to that...*pauses* very attractive, suggestive, lollipop-handing...but still, red-headed lass? *laughs* Married you say...oh, aye, but no. And...the father of her child? *cocks eyebrow* What a lot you have to learn, you know, Goo-face, oh what'a'lot.

 

[The Count]

*The swampy dweller's leg swiftly kicks Hebbage in the general direction of the hotel's open door, shoving him aside into whatever's happening there, where he can bother Bo and Christy as they attempt to save Jack, Mairin, and Jason from the evil robots.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *tossed casually aside, lands forecefully and skids across the marble flooring* I'm not checking in, I'm just visitin'...*slides into elevator which starts to rise*