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Father: Until the day that a brother of a pregnant nanny who I thought was harmless until this moment -- the brother, not the nanny, athough, she is harmless too in her own glass-eating sort of way -- would drop from the ceiling -- I hope you didn't leave fingerprints there, young man -- and aim a water-pistol at my head? You-know-what, I don't know-who, who-you, what-who? When?
 

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Jack: ...*smacks Father over the head with the butt of the gun, knocking him out* Good night, Clarice.
 

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*Chandelier falls knocking Jack out too.
No, I don't think you need any help, you're doing just fine on your own.
 

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Father: *unconcious...conciousness begins to drift..backwards...shifting...*

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Parker: *on roof* Huh? What the...*loses balance and slips, slidding down the tiles, and smacks onto the grass*...*falling unconcious*

Father: *unconcious* Parker?

Parker: *unconcious* ...Yes?

Father: Oh, good! Finally. Listen! You have got to get the girl...and then let her go...

Parker: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Father: *...*

Parker: I can't hear silence.

Father: Then how did you know I...

Parker: Who are you?

Father: I'm you!

Perker: ...Great...I'm talking to myself, first sign of madness.
 

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Beg to differ... First sign of madness is when you start walking with shoes on your hands and gloves on your feet. Ask that brother thing of yours, the one with the weird blue fur pigmentation, it can teach you all about madness.
 

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Father: *glances sharply to the right*

Parker: *glances sharply to the left*

Father: *unconcious* Did you hear something?

Parker: *unconcious* Yes. You. Are you the person who called me up and-

Father: -- Yes, of course I am! You are. When you are me, you call you and tell you to go after Christy because otherwise she'll never....you won't...

Parker: You lost me.

Father: Typical...even I can't understand me...
 

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Parker: *unconcious* Look...It's been loverly to meet you, but I have to wake up now...I've gotta leave home for Italy...

Father: What? Today?

Parker: No, yesterday, dah! Of course today! I'm hardly going to time travel!

Father: ...how little you know...
 
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