"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[minidoozer]

Mingo: Hi Ky-Um... *waves* Bye Kyle! *opens shoebox, picks up Jana and throws shoebox on the floor* Aww, how could they leave you there?
Jana: Looboo napa weh num! *giggles*
Mingo: I couldn't agree more, sweetie! Thirsty? *finds bottle of milk in fridge and adds pea-flavour* There you go *gives bottle to Jana*
Jana: *drinks* Mema nam!
Mingo: *goes to living room and sits down on sofa with Jana* Any idea where your cute little big bro and sis are? You sweeties really need someone to take care of you. *finds pillow flavoured lollipop* Do you-No, wait, what am I saying? You're far too tiny to eat lollipops yet! Here, have some mashed flowers *smiles*
Jana: *cute*

 

[minidoozer]

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[The Count]

Did someone say sylen bang???
*Plunger activates and the rumbles of an explosion can be heard over the maniacal laughter as the culprit runs away.

 

[Erine81981]

*looks over a bridge into the river* What?! This is not what i want to look like. *straw is coming out of everywhere* I'm not a staw brain. Help me! I'm a scarecrow now. *sees a field of corn* Oooo corn. *drools*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *walks in* *sees Liza* *eyebrow tilt* Geez, Liza, you really letcherself go...

 

[Erine81981]

A bubble pops up from Jack's head with me in it "She's pregnet you idiot." Then i bop Jack on the head then bubble pops

 

[minidoozer]

Mingo: *puts Jana down as she has fallen asleep* Aww... *Looks up* Jack!!! *jumps up* Jack, my dear brother! *hugs Jack* You're gonna be an uncle!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Pregnant... uncle... well, fine, as long as the little cherub doesn't call me Uncle Jacky or anything annoying like that.

 

[Erine81981]

About that time when Yakky and Biggy come in

Biggy & Yakky: Uncle Jacky! *boths start laughing*

Biggy: Oh that was a good one Yakky.

Yakky: You said it.

Biggy: Hello Mrs. Mingoston. *leans over to kiss her hand* Hows everything been going and all?

Yakky: *opens the fridge door* Have you seen Kyle?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...*glares at behemoth things* Not. Funny. By the way dear sister... who is the father of this little neice or nephew of mine?