"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

*brings vinegar upstairs* Drue I'm going to have to be quick, I'm missing "Make Me A Supermodel" *injects vinegar*

 

[Lucy]

Drue: Urgh. That wine smells off DanDan.

*skin lumpifies*

...oh no.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*watching I'm A Celeb downstairs*

PeaPea, did that sound like a grape lumpifying to you?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: It might have been. But I'm too preoccupied with I'm a Big Celebrity Supermodel Brother in a House on a Farm Get Me Out of Here to care.

Drue: *gargles*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'll be right back, PeaPea, tell me if Jade Goody dresses up as Ruby Wax by the time I come back....*sprints upstairs* DRUE? DRUE?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Pssht. She did that in series seventeen.

Drue: Ewwww...I smell like chips. And vinegar. On the plus side, my lumpening is going down. I've just gone bright red. People will think I'm a strawberry, or worse a raspberry! NOOOOO!!!!

PeaPea: *calls from downstairs* shut up Drue! No one wants to hear about your lumpiness! Hang on....you only get lumpy when you've had vinegar - that's why we had the great chip ban of '79. Who gave you vinegar...? DANDAN!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Vinegar? Me? *jumps into yellow VW bug (which used to be a lemon before the normality spell) and drives off*

 

[The Count]

Host, in rushed British tone: No you don't!
*Flashes neuralizer ray at Herb's eyes, making him forget any previous memory of ever meeting the practical joke host before he runs off forgetting about the fake cookies.

 

[Barry Lee]

Herb: Wow, I totally forget any previous memory of ever meeting the practical joke host!

 

[RedDragon]

<finishes eatting the last real cookie>