"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

*starts towards the house to excuse Mother from the study*

*pizza van pulls up, but Abe's pizza has one letter turned upside down...and now reads, "Ape's pizza"*

Father: If Mother sees me buying pizza I'll be dead! *turns back to the pizza van* *gets hit with a tranqualizer dart* Forget I said it..

 

[Vibs]

viq: *paralysed with fear* the... the... the blue thing is here! Vibs ... don't move... maybe it hasn't seen us..

Vibs: .. *raises eyebrow* say what? say "Dear Nother. I low you. I wish you cod come home again I niss you. Frown faster." ?

Viq: *hiccup* Oh no !!

 

[christyb]

Mother: *Looks out the window*....Oh that idiot! He shoulda known better.

*Apes man enters the study*

Mother: Hello Gary. Missed ya what's it been 5 years since I last saw you?

APES Man: Six I think. The wife said to tell you hi. So you gonna come quietly or am I going to have to tranquilze you too?

Mother: Oh I'll come...I gotta bone to pick with the sleeping ding dong. *to the twins* Okay kids, be good call your Uncle Adam and tell him he's in charge and the Monkey's are here. Bye I love you *kisses and is dragged out by the APES man*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*eyes widen at Vibs*

DanDan: My dear...you have unlocked an ancient curse. Now every time you eat a potato you must say "my cupboard's daughter is missing" or the potato will taste like....potatoes!!!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ...!! MUM!! Vibs they took mum, they took...

Vibs: ... *frowns at DanDan* so what happens if I say it AGAIN? "Dear Nother. I low you. I wish you cod come home again I niss you. Frown faster." there! what now? *smugs*

Viq: ... *sigh* I'll go call Unce Adam..

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *gasp* I haven't been this upset since they moved the Magic Roundabout's start time....*faints with frustration*

 

[Beauregard]

*later-slightly*

Aaaarfg...my head...

*tied in the back of the pizza van*

...oh, this is cosy...

*hands tied, face near boxes of pizzas*

...and cruel...

*nudges box with nose*

...and hunger inducing...

*turns over and see's Mother*

...and I am in such trouble, I think I just lost my appitite...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *dials Adam's number*

Vibs: I...I made DanDan faint! Oh Viq what's that about mother?

Viq: *records message on answering mascine* Hi Adam.. this is Viq.. Mum is a monkey and now dad's in charge. uh... yes. this was Viq. Bye.

Vibs: *looks suspicious at DanDan* something's wrong...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: *Wakes up* Now where was I? Oh yes, I was gonna eat that baby *looks at shocked expressions*...I mean of course...I was gonna meet...that...erm...lady! *notices lady in corridor* Meet that lady! *runs to greet her* I say...you are hideous. You make me sick. Your face is so vile, *gives woman paper bag* here...wear this. And give Madonna one should you meet her any time soon.

 

[The Count]

*Coming back home... Izzy, I'm back. Guess Bo had a bit to much spaghetti sauce. Never went near their house, just went over to the Moores'. Yes, dropped off the robotics stuff for Kyle and Biggy.
What's that? A phone call from Viq?
*Hears message, that boy is so his father's son. Better contact Christy and get the facts straight.
*Heads for private office, firing up the mental tracker and converser device.