No one can blame you
For walking away
Too much rejection
No love injection…
But down in the underground
You’ll find someone true
Down in the underground
A land serene
A crystal moon…
Awake, Rider. It’s only forever. It’s not long at all. You’ll feel lost and lonely at first…but that’s the underground for you.
Yes, awake and rise to stand before your new surroundings…your new prison…your new home…my labyrinth. As you stand on your own two feet, you first realize that your hellish flames have been extinguished, bringing you back to nothing more than a ball of flesh and bone.
Look around, Johnny Blaze…what do you see? Do you see that you are at the main gate to the labyrinth? Ominous area, isn’t it? Nothing more than decaying plant life and a fountain running with waste, some of which came from that pathetic weakling known as Hoggle.
Don’t be too afraid, Rider. You still have your fateful motorcycle to accompany you. Take advantage of its presence, for it will get you through my labyrinth as quickly as you hope. But that’s the key, isn’t it? Hope. It’s what is assuring you that you’ll make it out soon enough to return back to reality and save your precious Roxanne.
Poor Johnny Blaze. Hope will not get you through my labyrinth in time to complete your task. For as we speak at this very moment, your friends are walking into a trap set up by Blackheart himself. Thanks to Damien, he knows your weakness and will use it against you.
If only you can see what I see through my crystal ball now: dear Sarah comes to your abode with the wise Storyteller and her noble friends in pursuit of Roxanne, who actually believes she’ll find you there. She is much too easy, Johnny. Perhaps you’re better off finding a different girlfriend. Ha-ha!
If only you can see how ridiculous your Nightstalker friends look, Johnny, as they enter to find Roxanne being accompanied by the only friend in your miserable life, Mack.
“D**n it! Johnny needs to get a lock on his front door.” Mack says. “He’s letting all of these weirdoes in here, and it ain’t even Halloween!”
The wise Storyteller steps forward to address Mack. “Kind sir, we are anything but ‘weirdoes’. We have come to take Miss Simpson to the cemetery outside the city for safety.”
“You call a cemetery safe?” Roxanne says with a bewildered look on her face. “Who are you guys anyway?”
“Your protectors, M’Lady.” Sir Didymus tells her.
“Yes,” Uncle Deadly speaks up, “And we must leave here before….”
They hear a slight gasp come out of Mack’s abysmal body, and not very long does it start to lose its coloring, turning from a light tan shade to a very dark shade of violet. His body starts to become solid cold and shrivels up like an old prune. That is exactly what he looks like…a human prune. Ha-ha!
And as this human prune collapses to the floor, it is made clear that the person behind his unfortunate fate is none other than Blackheart himself. His presence—although a demon in the form of a pale-skinned human—is foreboding to the people before him, especially Roxanne, who he immediately sets his eyes on.
Realizing this, the noble Storyteller turns to her and exclaims, “Roxanne! Get away from here! Now!”
Roxanne quickly makes her way to the elevator entrance of Johnny Blaze’s home. However, when she opens the gate to it, she is met with the shock of being grabbed by Damien Takashi, whom afterwards disappears with her in a cloud of smoke.
“NO!” The brave Sarah cries.
“Don’t worry about her, my friends.” Blackheart tells them. “She will not suffer as worse of a fate as this other useless mortal.”
“What have you done with Johnny?” Sarah asks him (rudely, I might add).
Blackheart grins. “Now what makes you believe that I had anything to do with his surprising disappearance?”
“Because you’ve been responsible for just about every bad thing that’s happened to us in the past forty-eight hours!” Danny tells him. “Now tell us what you and your vampire buddy have done to our friends!”
“You aren’t in the position to be making demands, boy!” Blackheart yells, his voice shaking the walls of the room and his face turning into its true demonic form—black eyes, black complexion, and razor sharp teeth. It is enough to put fear into the hearts of the “brave” Nightstalkers. “If you’re just dying to know what’s happened to him, go to the Caretaker and get me the contract. Then bring it to me in San Venganza and maybe I’ll spare the life of the Rider’s girl. And don’t make me wait!”
With this warning made clear, Blackheart disappears before the Nightstalkers, leaving them with no other choice but to get the contract themselves in order to save the lives of you and your loved one, Johnny. How easy would it be for them to know that you’re actually here in my labyrinth, safe and yet-to-be-harmed.
I feel sorry for you in a way, Johnny. The sun bearing down on you and keeping you from transforming into your Ghost Rider form…it’s unfair, isn’t it? But that’s the idea, Johnny. Once you’re in my labyrinth, nothing is ever fair anymore.
From the looks of my view through the crystal ball, it appears that you are coming through the land of the Fireys. Beware of them, Johnny. They’re lanky beasts with flaming red pelts, always devoted to having a good time by removing their heads, limbs, and other body parts. If you’re lucky…they might even try to take off your head.
As you trek through the area, Johnny, you will hear singing in the distance…clear but yet slightly faint singing…
When the sun goes down (when the sun goes down)
And the bats are back to bed (and the bats are back)
The brothers come ‘round (the brothers come ‘round)
I get out of my dirty bed (my dirty bed)
I shake my pretty little head (I shake my pretty little head)
Tap my pretty little feet (tap my pretty little feet)
Feeling brighter than sunlight (oh)
Louder than thunder (oh)
Bouncing like a yo-yo, wooh (oh)
You see them in the distance, already bouncing their heads around like basketballs or using them of batting practice with someone’s leg. They are not like anything you’ve seen before, not even like the Muppets. Yet they are just that close to being outstandingly bizarre.
I just throw in my hand (throw in my hand)
With the chilliest bunch in the land (in the land)
They don’t look much (oh)
They sure chilly-chilly (oh)
They positively glow-glow, huh (oh)
Chilly down with the fire gang
Think small with the fire gang (It’s the only way)
Bad hep with the fire gang (a smile a day keeps the doctor away)
When your thing gets wild
Chilly down, Chilly down
You attempt to ride away from the dreadful abominations, but, no…I’d much rather see how far this goes, so I keep your motorcycle stalled long enough to find out. But you still try to run, getting off from your bike and hiding behind a large tree. However, one or two Fireys still find you there.
So when things get too tough (get too tough)
And your chin is dragging on the ground (dragging on the ground)
And even down looks up (down looks up)
Bad luck (heh, heh)
We can show you a good time (show you a good time)
And we don’t charge nothin’ (nothin’ at all)
Just strut your nasty stuff,
Wiggle in the middle yeh
Get the town talkin’, fire gang.
Chilly down with the fire gang (think small)
Think small with the fire gang
Bad hep with the fire gang (Hey, listen up)
When your thing gets wild
Chilly down
You’re quivering, Johnny. What’s wrong? Don’t you know how to chilly down with the fire gang? Perhaps as you stand in the shadows, you’ll learn how to…
The shadows? No! You fools! Keep him away from there, before he—
“AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH!”
The Ghost Rider rises again, lighting the shadows up only partially. The Fireys, witnessing the unexpected change, back away from the glowing form of the Ghost Rider. But are they afraid? No. In fact, they’re quite impressed.
“Hey, check it out!” The Firey Leader says. “We got ourselves a new member of the gang!”
“Yeah!” One Firey member excitedly exclaims. “Someone else to chilly with. Maybe even start our basketball team with. HAHA!”
“The sixth Firey! How ‘bout that? Ain’t that somethin’ there!”
The Firey Leader aims his focus on the Ghost Rider and asks, “How does that sound to you, brotha?”
“SORRY. NOT INTERESTED.”
And with that being said, the Ghost Rider opens his mouth wide and blows out a huge amount of flames like a fire-breathing dragon. The Fireys, three of them engulfed in the flames and incinerated, start to run away from the demonic being, finding him less intriguing than they had when they approached him.
“You’re no fun, brotha! No fun at all!”
“WHAT’D YOU REJECTS EXPECT? A SONG AND DANCE?”
With the Fireys now gone from his presence, the Ghost Rider returns to his motorcycle. However, as he steps out of the shadows, he returns to the form of Johnny Blaze, who is aware of the unexpected change and how exactly it came about. Sticking to the shadows is the key to becoming the Ghost Rider during the daylight.
But we can’t have none of that again, can we, Johnny Blaze?
So I guess I will have to increase the intensity of the sun, burning it brighter so that no more shadows remain anywhere around the labyrinth. I want you to make it through it without the assistance of your “friend.” Yes, it will be just as tough getting by, now that you have the heat of the sun bearing down upon you.
But it’s like I said, Johnny…in the labyrinth, nothing is ever fair.