The "I Did Something Stupid Today" Thread

[Sgt Floyd]

I dont think I kicked her hard. She said I kicked her nose and she was laughing when she said it.

 

[MartyMuppets]

That makes me feel so much relieved.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I had this funky dream that I was 26 and was on the way to the beach.
In the dream my (some dude I don't even know) friend drove the car, but ended up flying out of the road and into the ocean. I felt the car sink deeper into the water, and my breathing getting thicker. We were hitting down, down, down...and then the car was filling up with water.

I was surprised I didn't scream.
Instead, I remained rather calm, waiting for my death.
My "friends" were screaming bloody murder.

"Well...at least we went to the beach." I said flatly, until water flooded the car's interior. Turns out I died slowly--and I felt it all too!

XD What was the stupid part here?
Well, the fact I was cracking jokes as I neared death's cold grip.
Also...XD I was so excited when I woke up and fell off the bed.

 

[SSLFan]

Okay, I did something stupid today.

Today was my cousin's babyshower, and I was put in charge of handling the video camera. Well, halfway through, I realized I still had the "pause" button on!

Just my luck.

 

[cowgirl]

Ok, I did something a little on the stupid side. I invited my ex-boyfriend, his current girlfriend, and her two kids (ages 3 and 15 months) over for a cookout. Why do I do things like this to myself?

 

[D'Snowth]

I bumped a three year old thread, and kill it at the same time!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

LOL, that wasn't stupid x3.

THIS is stupid:
I had been drying myself with the towel, when suddenly my mom barges into the room.
She saw the moons of endor, man. -_-

Why don't I EVER get my privacy? Why do I ALWAYS forget to lock the door? !

 

[Beakerfan]

Yeah, that's happened to me too.... except it was my brother who walked in. O_O

 

[MartyMuppets]

I felt like I came close to choking myself while eating a piece of bread with a pile of shredded cheese melted in the microwave.
Somehow I had swallowed some of the cheese while it was still attached in a melted heap. Thank goodness I was in the kitchen on my own as I reached into my mouth and pulled out as much cheese as I could. I was really scared of choking on it.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I'm redder than a tomater...x3 [Spelled like that on purpose]

I was vacuuming the house (still am) when all of a sudden I caught sight of
a 'squito. A minute later I was dancing around the house, swinging the sucker near the unlucky insect...and just when I was about to get it...mom barges into the room and catches me on the table battling as if it were WW2.

Claudia: *SWING* xD I'mma suck you in so hard...your intestines will 'splode!
Just like I did to all your brothers and sisters!

Mom: *Walks in to let me know Joel called* ;...Claudia....what in the world are you doing? ! XD BOVA!

Me: *Hiding the vacuum cleaner...only to have my shirt sucked in* XD EEEE...!
MOM, it's attacking me!

Mom: x/ First I find out my son does kareoke...then my husband is watching the History Channel....and now my youngest daughter is haunted by 'squitos.....*Shaking head, she turns it off*

Me: *Pulling at it to let go of my shirt...only to fall off the table*

-_- I can be soo stupid at times.