Oh my GOSH. Speaking of phone stuff, I constantly get calls from this poor confused greek lady who thinks I'm the cable company. She calls me and proceeds to tell me, very rapidly with a very thick accent, how she is not getting the greek channels that she is paying for and how can this happen and can I give her the greek channels now. I don't even know how this happened, because I looked up the cable company's phone number and it's not even close to mine! It happens every couple weeks; I once went away for an entire week and there were 12 messages on my answering machine; 6 were her yelling at me for not picking up, and the other 6 were hangups (but probably her).
Every time she calls, I tell her very patiently that she has the wrong number and this is not a cable company. For some reason she ignores this and continues, insisting that I follow her (very angry and barely comprehensible)demands right now! The last time she called I told her never to call me again; I am a very patient person but honestly! She hasn't called back in a few months, thankfully. I wonder if she ever got ahold of the cable company...?