The "I Did Something Stupid Today" Thread

[unclematt]

I once was riding my bike home (a little drunk) and I crashed into the back of a parked van

 

[D'Snowth]

I once was riding my bike home (a little drunk) and I crashed into the back of a parked van

Perhaps a law should be passed for you to designate a sober bike rider while you ride in the basket up front.

 

[unclematt]

that would be cute

 

[D'Snowth]

And the best part is you wouldn't even be able to notice whether or not your nuts are being completely squished, because you probably wouldn't feel anything anyway.

How inappropriate...

 

[unclematt]

WOW where did that come from?

 

[Skye]

Lol, oh my gosh... hello, Snowthy and his randomness!

 

[D'Snowth]

hello, Snowthy and his randomness!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

One time my friend was talking about how someone she knoes plasma tv fell off the wall and broke and me, who was half asleep asked her "what came out of it?". I dont know what I was thinking in my sleep deprived state. I guess I was thinking there was some kind of liquid in it. of course, that was just sleep deprived stupidity. Its worse when I'm not sleepy

 

[D'Snowth]

Three funny stories to share...

One time in my science group in Grade 7, we were all having to take turns reading our lessons aloud, and at one point, for some strange reason, I ended up saying "fer" instead of "for"... I never heard the end of it!

I was once making a joke about how I suck at math so bad that I was "Certifiably 'Mathely' Challenged", and after I said that, an acquaintance of mine then said "And you're obviously grammarly challenged as well."

One time at the Chinese restaurant, I was simi-bragging about how I once killed a gnat with my bare hands (I was being stupid)... the people at the table next to us were the ones laughing.

 

[anythingmuppet]

I tripped down the staircase. TWICE.

I totally lol'd. Till I fell down again.

Today was great!