The Great Golden Girls War

[Zack the Dog]

*Cough*....I shouldn't say anything...but i think General Matt Sir, will be glad...*Cough* And in some ways i'm glad too...no more push-ups...well, maybe daisy....


Zack)Rowlf the, sorry Sarah, can't bow in this one,..... i went in like a dog and out like a...a...well, with a bang...Dog

 

[wolfy]

Corporal Zack! Stand your ground, boy!

You can handle some burned fluffernutter on you...it's just some peanut butter and marshmallow goop that was fired off.

Mmmm...you taste pretty good, boy, but gad, I hate fluffernutter.

Dang those UFs! Their UFO bombs of fluffernutter are gooping up people's hair and making their skin all sticky!

All right boys...this means war! Load up the baklava guns and prepare to fire when you see the whites of their UF eyes! Or at least when you see the blue of their TV screens!

FIRE! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

I love the smell of honey and nuts in the morning...

It smells like ... Victory...
wolfy

 

[Crazy Harry]

I'm in charge of artillary and I've never heard of any 'baklava guns'.

 

[Kye]

Fluffernutters, pez, baklava! since when has this become a food fight!

I guess I am alone then arent I.....

am I truly the only one out there fighting for my cause...


I hope that I have not let anyone down.

So many of you...well, maybe 4 of you really believed in the UF. I ...I... well... I have a confession...

I dropped clues to this all along....I knew all the lyrics to the theme song...

I knew every character, and the actress that played her...

I EVEN MENTIONED STAN, Dorothy's Ex Husband....


How would I know all about this?? How would someone who hates the golden girls sooo much , know all of this information.


OK! OK! I admit it.... I secretly watch them OK! I secretly Love the Golden Girls!! I always Have... But I have been afraid to admit it. I saw an oppertunity to have a battle and I took it... and now, this must be done....




*Kye, Having realized defeat, kneels down before the GMMC and peacefully surrenders*

Dont, you see....By making you fight to defend the GMMC, I helped you all to realize just how much you enjoyed it!

Arent we all better off having fought the Great Golden Girls War!


Or should we all still have a food fight, just because its fun!!!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Um... should we just execute him, Matt?

 

[Zack the Dog]

HOOH HOOOOHOOOH!!! YAYYYYY! so the story has a happy endding! and tiny tim... i mean Zack the dog did NOT died!!!!

PEZ PUNCH FOR EVERYONE!!!



Zack) Rowlf the, Weshould all boiw down to Sarah, yes i still have to do this Dog.

 

[Manda:-D]

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
*Cheerleader Manda turns a cartwheel and throws more beanbag confetti into the air*
GG!!! GG!!!!
Show you what you mean to me!!!
GG!!! GG!!!
Show you what you mean to me!!!!

The fight is over, the fight is done,
Since Kye really LIKES the GG,
EVERYBODY won!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

(Can you BELIEVE I'm not really a cheerleader in real life??? ...Yeah, I'm sure you can! )

 

[electricmayhem]

Originally posted by Kye
I dropped clues to this all along....I knew all the lyrics to the theme song...

I was wondering about that!

*starts to pack up the bean bag chairs* Who wants the last piece of cake??

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Um... should we just execute him, Matt?

LOL!!!!

Naaaah...we at the GMMC are good winners.

CAKE AND PEZ PUNCH FOR EVERYONE!!!

WOOOOOOOO!!!

To all my faithful GMMC members, wallow in a great victory. Golden Girls shall be exaulted and loved forever!

-Matt

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
CAKE AND PEZ PUNCH FOR EVERYONE!!!

Yay!