Nope...and when the cops come, we'll just point to the sign and say, "they asked for it."
I'm already starting a list of materials:
Stationary Exercise Bikes
Funnel (to make fake explosions)
Powder (to make fake explosions)
Tape (to make fake explosions)
Chickens (rest in peace, Gregory)
oh yeah, and money, in case we want to buy some food.