And the owner can't complain
Nope...and when the cops come, we'll just point to the sign and say, "they asked for it."
I'm already starting a list of materials:
Penguins
Fig Trees
Pineapple Corers
Stationary Exercise Bikes
Funnel (to make fake explosions)
Powder (to make fake explosions)
Tape (to make fake explosions)
Feather Dusters
Bricks
Chickens (rest in peace, Gregory)
Welcome Mats
oh yeah, and money, in case we want to buy some food.