Okay, I'll entertain you guys until our Master of Ceremonies returns!
(Tony leaps out of his seat)
Anyone ever hear of The Elevator Dance? Anyone? No? Okay, get a load of this! The Elevator Dance!
(stands still for 30 seconds, without moving a muscle)
Get it? It's The Elevator Dance! It has no steps!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(is bombarded with rotten fruit and vegetables)