The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *drags Gonzo in* Follow my lead!
Gonzo: ...What?
Ryan: HEY MUPPET CENTRAL! ARE YOU READY TO GET PUMPED UP!
Gonzo: What are you--
Ryan: *grabs megaphone* V-O-T-E I THINK YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME! WAIT, NO, VOTE FOR BEAU! I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T CARE! VOTE FOR EVERYONE WHO'S THERE! CAST YOUR VOTES BEFORE NEXT WEEK! OR YOU'LL BE LEFT ALL COLD AND BLEAK! MAKE THESE AWARDS THE BEST THERE'LL BE! FOR LISA, ED, WINSLOW, CLAUDIA, AND ME! GIMME A V!
Gonzo: What?
Ryan: *sticks megaphone by Gonzo's head* GIMME A V!
Gonzo: *jumps* V!
Ryan: GIMME AN O!
Gonzo: O!
Ryan: GIMME A T!
Gonzo: T!
Ryan: GIMME AN E! *steps on Gonzo's toe*
Gonzo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ryan: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
Gonzo: Parsnip?
Ryan: VOTE! VOTE! GOOOOOOOOOOO VOTE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *runs off*
Gonzo: ...How was that, Ed?

 

[Beakerfan]

*a parade of leprechauns comes marching all, each of which is wearing either a green tuxedo or a sparkly green floor-length dress*

Alex: Hey guys! How are the plans coming?

Leprechaun Leader: Well... *holds out a map* As you can see, we've mapped out a fairly good route around the block starting over heah and endin over there at the red carpet.

Leprechaun 1: Tell me, why is it a red carpet? Shouldn't it be a green carpet?

Alex: Well, not everyone's leprechaun, you know.....

*the leprechauns pout*

Alex: Just be glad it won't be yellow.... otherwise they'd make you sing "follow the yellowbrick road"......

Leprechaun Leader: Come on, gang! Carry on!

*the leprechauns continue to parade around*

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST BRITTANY: (Bored stiff) Gosh, where is my count? I am so BORED!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Bored? How can you be bored! I just put on an entire cheer session!\
Gonzo: And I think I helped.

 

[Beakerfan]

*a few leprechauns begin to sneak in an early stash of grape nehi*

Alex: *spots what they're up to* Oh no you don't! You will NOT be drinking this stuff anywhere NEAR or any time CLOSE to the ceremonies! *begins handing it all to Snowth* You'd think this stuff had alchohol in it, the way they go at it.......

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... Bats dressed in their own glistening ghostly platinum tuxes are practicing their choreography, as they'll be providing the entertainment as part of the dance number.

A high-class voice belonging to a lamby lady speaks from the tube adjacent to Ghost Brittany.
Ghost Woolamina: Yours? He was going to grant me a dance last night.
Another voice looms from the tubes.
Ghost Rouge: Get real ladies... That batty bachelor's already got himself a ghoulfriend.
Ghost Woolamina: You, you jynxed jewel thief?
Ghost Rouge: Please... Don't insult me hon. And the two of you can do sooo much better.

 

[The Count]

*Inspects the proceedings and goes over the esteemed list of Muppet presentors/awards. OK, everybody's set. Prawny, tell Nick and Clauds to PM me about the trophies please.
*Accepts the glass of Sprite one of the fem bat dancers has brought.

 

[Erine81981]

Kyle Moore: Thanks Scooter.

Yakky: That was Scooter from the Muppets.

Kyle Moore: I know. *spots me* Look who it is!

Yakky: Who?

Kyle Moore: It's that guy who created you and me and Biggy too.

Yakky: That's him? It don't look like it. Are you sure?

Kyle Moore: Yes i'm sure. I've seen his picture online. It's him. *holds up a picture of me from online* See!

Yakky: Oh yea. Your right. He does look just like you.

Kyle Moore: *strange look comes over his face*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *finishes putting away the Nehi and goes to finish getting herself ready*

 

[D'Snowth]

GHOST THEODORE: I'm hungry.
GHOST ELEANOR: Me too.
GHOST THEODORE: Want to watch Ratatouille?
GHOST ELEANOR: Oh, I love that movie!
GHOST THEODORE: So do I, it's so inspiring!
GHOST THEODORE: Come on, let's go!

Meanwhile...

GHOST SIMON: Do you realize with us as ghosts now, this could open up brilliant new insights into the spirit world and the afterlife?
GHOST JEANETTE: I concur, Simon! I see a whole new line of books on the subject... we could be famous!
GHOST SIMON: We're already famous, Jeanette, but we WILL be twice as famous now since we're dead!
GHOST JEANETTE: Gee, have you ever wondered why people are always more famous after they're dead than when they're alive?
GHOST SIMON: Oh sure, I've wondered that from time to time.