The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

[D'Snowth]

*begins covering the Chipmunks and Chippettes in raisins and peanut butter*

BRITTANY: *Steamed* Oooh, I am going to give you such a pinch! ALVIN! SHOW THIS GIRL WHAT I'M MADE OF?
ALVIN: Why me?
BRITTANY: 'Cuz you're my man, you're SUPPOSED to do my bidding.
ALVIN: Well, there's some fine print for you!
THEODORE: Mmm! Peanut butter and raisins! YUM! Could I have extra raisins, please?

 

[Beakerfan]

I've never been happy... not even in death...

Ooh! Peanut butter and raisins! *eats Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Chipettes*

*horrified at this, sits down and begins to cry*

 

[anythingmuppet]

I've never been happy... not even in death...

Ooh! Peanut butter and raisins! *eats Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Chipettes*

You BETTER be happy Prawn.....I want to see ONLY SMILES.....that's it....smile....Yes. Good.

To make sure, I'm gluing your lips to your face.

Excelllent.

 

[The Count]

Can't I leave you kids alone to play nice? *Shoots down Tigger. Never liked that guy, two wirey for his own good. You git back here with that der sugar bag! *Fires off another round of muffins at Prawn and Ziff and Nick. Clauds, you know we loves ya girly... Now git yerself a muffin gun and help hold down the fort. Pepp, you and Alex are on spice shooter turrets.

 

[Beakerfan]

*still sobbing at the loss of the Chipmunks, takes her place at the spice shooter turret*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

xP I WANT THE BIG GUN!
-Grabs for it-

-Puts on sunglasses-
Come with me if you want to live, ja.

-Cocks the muffin gun-

 

[theprawncracker]

*muffin phases through because I am a ghost* *picks teeth* Ugh, those chipmunks are giving me a stomachache...

 

[anythingmuppet]

HAHAH! *laughs at Count's awesomeness*
Gotta love forum lag--things ya forget about when you rapidly change subjects will come back to get ya when you're least thinking about them. Like that poor Tigger's death.

Kinda like Robot Chicken

But yeah.....I'm hungry! Gimme a muffin, man!

 

[theprawncracker]

*chatting with Tigger, who apparently is also dead*

 

[Beakerfan]

*muffin phases through because I am a ghost* *picks teeth* Ugh, those chipmunks are giving me a stomachache...

*through her tears* Serves you right! *picks up Alvin's hat* Poor Alvin.... Poor S-s-simon...... P-p-poor....... THEODORE! WHAAAAAA! *begins to sob harder* *begins to rain spice-bullets upon the Prawn*