The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Piggy The Frog]

S'mores make me thirsty! I think I'll wash them down with a glass of milk. *goes into the kitchen and takes a glass out of the cupboard* This glass has a little cartoon man on it!
Man: Put me down!
Huh? *hears voices singing, but can't see where they're coming from*

Voices: Teeny Little Super Guy
Pops right up before your eye
He's no bigger than your thumb

Teeny Little Super Guy: Snap your fingers, here I come
Now stop me if you've heard this one...

Voices: Don't look in the sky
Don't look in the sea
He's inside of you and me

Teeny Little Super Guy: Did I ever tell you about the time?...

Voices: You can't tell a hero by his size

All: I'm just a Teeny Little Super Guy

Teeny Little Super Guy: Ohhhhhh yeeeeeeah...

 

[galagr]

*runs back *
Teeny Little Super Guy? What are you doing here?

Teeny Little Super Guy: Avoiding the dishwasher, if you know what I mean. Anyway, we're having our own little party up in the cupboard. I found the prettiest looking wine glass you'll ever see!

I wish you luck, those wine galsses are a tricky bunch.

Teeny Little Super Guy: Tell me about it.

There's something I've always wanted to see as a first hand expericence, could you please do the dance?

Teeny Little Super Guy: Dance? You mean this?.......
( Dances as he does when his theme plays )

Me: AHHH! I got him to do the dance! I.............got...him...to........(faint )

Teeny Little Super Guy: Boy, he's an obsessed fanboy if I've ever seen one. ( Hops back to the cupboard )

( Believe it or not, this post is based on a dream I had several nights ago )

 

[Hubert]

DH: *wakes up in recliner*

Finally...you slept forever...

DH: One needs sleep in some cases. Get it, in some? Insomnia? Heehee.

*groans*

 

[Mo Frackle]

Hey, look who else showed up! It's Claymation Hey Arnold!

 

[MissMusical12]

Wow....there's so many people showing up, I think I'm starting to get claustrophobic.
: What? You're afraid of Santa Claus?
No, Fozzie, I'm not......
: Ho, ho, ho! Does that scare you?
Fozzie.......

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Look over there... See the girl in the fruit hat? Isn't that Fruta Manzana? Wow, even the cartoons are at this party.

 

[MissMusical12]

Look over there... See the girl in the fruit hat? Isn't that Fruta Manzana? Wow, even the cartoons are at this party.

What's next? Strawberry Shortcake?
: -eating strawberry shortcake- Strawberry Shortcake!
Animal, are you sure that's the food Strawberry Shortcake and not the PERSON Strawberry Shortcake?
: I'm mighty sure it's the food. Animal wouldn't harm a fly.......unless I tell him to, of course. -laughs-

 

[Piggy The Frog]

*sees Jughead standing in the corner, dripping wet* What happened?
Jughead: I joined a jam eating contest.
That doesn't explain why you're dripping water all over the floor. *hands him a towel*

 

[Twisted Tails]

*yawns*

I can't believe I missed everything and WHOAAAAA... ow. The floor's all wet. Did I hear that Jughead had water dripping on the floor. Ewwwwwwwww!

Like huh? There are cartoons at this party. That is soo cool.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

You know what this party needs? Music! Why don't you play something for us, Rowlf?
: I would, but some guy's been sitting at the piano for about an hour. He's not even playing, just banging his head on the piano and yelling.